Today’s eyeroller is an editorial in the Bismarck Tribune. You only need to see one line to know where they’re coming from:
… Are bragging rights to a national sports title as meaningful as helping to bring about peace on earth? Hardly.
Hoo, boy. I bet you didn’t know that Glenn Dorsey was scheduled to fly to Jerusalem today to settle that pesky Israeli/Palestinian thing, but cancelled because he couldn’t catch a return flight to get him to New Orleans on time.
By the way, guys, the next time you want to wax indignant, try to get your facts straight. The NCAA has no direct connection to tonight’s title game.