Today’s “you supply the caption” contest

The once and future GPOOEs™, perhaps.  Only Urban Meyer knows, and he ain’t tellin’.

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37 responses to “Today’s “you supply the caption” contest

  1. BCDawg97

    Superman says to the other player, “If you can’t lift your side, you owe me a kiss.”

  2. My caption: “Hey bubba, tubin’ down the St. John’s River isn’t going to be as easy as I thought.”

    BTW, Senator, what time do you get up to write? You’ve been most prolific this morning and I haven’t even had my first cup of coffee.

  3. Cindy, it varies. Sometimes I’ll put stuff together the night before; sometimes there will be things I see that I react to quickly in the morning.

  4. UgaMatt

    Urban: “Never before, in the HISTORY of college football, have two players flipped over a tire!”

    I give it like 2 days before Urban is using this on ESPN to recruit.

  5. Taking time from his busy circumcising circuit Tim and friend learned about filipino cuisine in their time abroad.

  6. Ally

    Big woop, I’m not that impressed. Even the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders do this stuff in training camp.

    And, I thought Superman didn’t need any help.

  7. Actually, everyone is missing the real purpose of this exercise….

    It is to help Tebow practice the position he is going to be in and face he is going to make on Nov. 1st.

  8. kckd

    I’m waiting for the fark with Meyer in the maternity stirrups and Tebow with his head between Meyer’s knees.

  9. That sounds like something Losers With Socks would do.

  10. Chuck

    Can God through a tire so far, even He can’t run fast enough to catch it? This was the question that inspired Urban’s latest practice stunt.

  11. Burton Dawg

    The wheels have already came off the Gators hype bandwagon.

  12. Chuck

    Of course, that should read “throw.” That’s what I get for browsing while on a conference call. Hopefully I haven’t said similar things on the call.

  13. dean

    1) “Remind me again how this is going to
    help us beat Georgia.”

    WARNING – The next one is immature and a little
    gross so read at your own risk.

    2) Tebow: “Dang I’m duecin’ bad.”

    Other dude: “Yea, me too. Shouldn’t have had
    Moe’s for lunch. CODE BROWN!
    CODE BROWN!”

  14. OrangeandTrue

    “Always the humanitarian, Florida QB Tim Tebow recruits WR Percy Harvin (at least I think it is Harvin) to help test the newest breakthrough in non-ingested laxatives.”

    “Tebow was later quoted saying, ‘I will do anything I can to help science further it’s studies. And I felt I Harvin should share in such a special occasion.'”

  15. Chuck

    While most schools occasionally pick up large tires, such a task would not be challenging for superhumans Tebow and Harvin. Here, the duo is seen mere moments before ripping the tire into two pieces.

  16. 1)Tim Tebow: the first man to simulateously circumsize a child while rescuing him from a horrible monster-truck accident.

    2) The first one to the bottom gets to be on top.

    3)”Colon Blow and you-u-u-u in the morning”
    Warning: may cause anal leakage. Consult a physician.

    4)Tim Tebow Exclaimed, “This is the second largest penis ring I have ever put on another dude!”

  17. Chuck

    @masivatack– #1 and #4 made me laugh

  18. shane

    The caption? “Meyer’s Monster Truck pit crew in action”.

  19. Burton Dawg

    This isn’t even the biggest inflated thing that Tebow has been around this summer.

    Urban’s ego, Urban’s since of entitlement, and the boobs on that girl that Tebow was photo standing beside. It has been circling around the net. You know the one I am talking about. The brown shirt.

  20. Burton Dawg

    1.Black jerseys?!?! UGA hasn’t seen anything yet. Coach said our orange jorts are under here. Come on help me out.

    or.

    2. “Come on Soulja Boy help me Superman this ho!”

  21. Mitch

    Does Meyer remind anyone of the slimy high school football coach from the eighties movie “Johnny Be Good?”

    It was on the other day on Starz and I immediately thought of Meyer.

  22. Darryl Strawberry

    Chuck
    July 30, 2008 at 11:15 am
    While most schools occasionally pick up large tires, such a task would not be challenging for superhumans Tebow and Harvin. Here, the duo is seen mere moments before ripping the tire into two pieces.

    +1 Chuck

  23. Robert

    1) Michelin tests it’s new tire in Gainesville…apparently it’s made of Kryptonite.

    2) Urban Meyer, the GCOOE, uses this tire to show his team that it takes more than one player for Florida to pick up a Good Year.

    3) Harvin – “Man, this big’ol tire is hard to pick up…”

    Tebow – “Pick up? Oh, I was pushing…”

    4) Urban Meyer at SEC media days – “Well, the tire had the grades, but it just wasn’t fast enough.”

    …I could go on forever.

  24. Says the GPOOE:

    “If he picks his side up higher, I can blame it on my shoulder.”

  25. NC Dawg

    Do you think they are holding hands under there?

  26. Spunn Webb

    Holy Sh*t! He circumsized an elephant too!

  27. Sam

    Tebow: “I’d lift this thing easily by myself if not for my non-lifting shoulder!”

  28. Darryl Strawberry

    I must say, if that IS Harvin, he has bulked up. And that is a scary thought.

  29. wathcer16

    “Is it in yet?”

    -or-

    “Damn…so that’s what those UGA players mean by ‘Dawggie Style’!”

  30. NC Dawg

    “…and that’s when Magnus Ver Magnusson told me I couldn’t make it in the NFL”

    Tebow: “Percy, help me, I must save that child!”
    Percy: “I keep…telling you…that…it’s not…that type of ring”

    “I told myself it was going to be bad day to wear that thong today”

  31. dirtybirddawg

    I think my jean shorts are under here!!!

  32. Chuck

    Strawberry, you obviously haven’t seen a recent picture of Harvin. He looks like a linebacker.

  33. Dawg19

    Tebow: “Does this tire make me look fat?”

  34. AceG8tr

    Darryl:

    It is Harvin, and he has indeed bulked up. Be afraid. Be *very* afraid.

    I have to compliment you guys–there is some pretty funny sh*t here.

    But I think you’re whistling past the graveyard.
    :)

  35. CLTDawg

    Damn Timmy…..I thought Kenny Irons said he kept the midgets in a suitcase?

  36. UFalum

    “49-10″

  37. Gibbypoo

    Rusi
    July 30, 2008 at 10:14 am
    Actually, everyone is missing the real purpose of this exercise….

    It is to help Tebow practice the position he is going to be in and face he is going to make on Nov. 1st.

    +++++++++++++++++++++

    Haha. Nov. 1, you say? I have a special place in my heart on this day for three reasons —
    1. It’s my birthday
    2. I was at the Cocktail game
    3. I was wearing Blue and Orange