“That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.”

Sounds like Stephen Garcia’s off to a great start in preseason practice:

The second-year quarterback, who returned Aug. 1 from a four-month suspension that was to have lasted until Aug. 15, is back doing what he’s done for most of his brief USC career – watching – after spraining his right ankle “sometime Saturday,” as Steve Spurrier put it.

Spurrier went on to say Monday night that he didn’t know how Garcia got hurt, and that he seemed fine when he left Williams-Brice Stadium following Saturday’s 90-play scrimmage.

The implication was that Garcia injured the ankle doing something other than playing football.

Ruh-roh.

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8 responses to ““That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.”

  1. Ally

    Color me surprised. I got a sneaking suspicion he didn’t roll that ankle while volunteering as a mentor in a coaches clinic with the local boys & girls club.

  2. dean

    Sounds like he’s in Spurrier’s dawg house. SOS referred to him last week as a quote “Solid third-stringer”.

  3. NebraskaDawg

    Up here the big sports story has been the 2 Nebraska wrestlers appearing on a gay website. Could Garcia been doing a little after hours “Cock Wrestling” at the local club?

  4. Ally

    I saw that too! What’s with SOS? I’m actually starting to respect him.

  5. Ally

    Umm, just fyi…. I was referring to Dean’s comment, not the one about “cock wrestling.”

    *Embarrassed*

  6. RedCrake

    Perhaps young Stephen injured his ankle trying to squeeze his way up to Spurrier’s proverbial teat in between Smelley and Beecher.

    It must to be hard to kiss Spurrier’s ass with the Ball Coach’s head already so far up there.

  7. JasonC

    Maybe he and Jeff Kent fell out of the back of a pickup truck.

  8. jasonc

    …while wrestling on a gay website?!?!

    Hmmm… That sounds about right. Kent had quite the perfect gaystache.