Stay classy, ‘Cock fans.

Particularly when you consider what one of South Carolina fans’ favorite urban myths about Georgia fans’ misbehavior is, this is rich.

A man was arrested during the South Carolina-Wofford game for urinating off the side of Williams-Brice Stadium.

The 22-year-old from Florence, whose name I’m withholding because he probably has enough problems, was spotted by a USC policemen while relieving himself “off the top level of section 27,” according to the incident report. (The report lists the man as being 6-feet and 280 pounds.)

This happened at about 8:30 p.m., sometime during the third quarter of USC’s 23-13 win. Section 27 is on the Fairgrounds side of the stadium, and – luckily for those below – is only about halfway up compared to the upper decks.

What?  No mention of whether any alcohol related products were involved?  Given this dude’s dimensions and his action, I’d be willing to bet it was a pretty goodly sized amount.

(h/t fellowdawg @ DawgRun.com)

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3 responses to “Stay classy, ‘Cock fans.

  1. Brian

    Nothing compares to the Cock fan giving NCST’s QB the finger as he was carried off on a stretcher..

  2. Jim

    Ok, maybe it’s me, but a team called Cocks, what would you expect?

  3. shane

    Lets see, 6 foot 8 and 280? 22 years old? He is obviously a South Carolina OLB,. Why wasn’t he on the field?