October 28, 2008 · 7:04 AM

Captions wanted.

Let me just say that every once in a blue moon, I approve of the AJ-C’s pot stirring.

Jorts would be an improvement. (Photo courtesy Frederick Gibson)

Jorts would be an improvement. (Photo courtesy Frederick Gibson)

I beg you, please give me your captions in the comments.

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32 Comments

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32 Responses to Captions wanted.

  1. dean
    October 28, 2008 at 7:46 AM

    HOLY CRAP!!! Words can’t describe how damn funny that is.

    See kids this is what happens when you grow up a gator fan.

  2. Mackie
    October 28, 2008 at 8:15 AM

    HEEERE I COME TO SAVE THE GAY!!!!!

  3. Rusi
    October 28, 2008 at 8:27 AM

    To me the best part is the girl behind him…….wearing jorts.

  4. 10gadawg
    October 28, 2008 at 8:48 AM

    Timmy,

    I am your father.

    Jorts(el)

  5. Turd Ferguson
    October 28, 2008 at 8:50 AM

    “Amidst speculation about Urban Meyer’s motivational tactics heading into the Georgia game, photos have leaked of Tim Tebow modeling the new uniform that the Gators plan to unveil this Saturday in Jacksonville.”

  6. BP
    October 28, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    Tim Tebow really is Superman!

  7. mhoram
    October 28, 2008 at 9:43 AM

    “Any touchdown celebration has to come through me!”

  8. crane
    October 28, 2008 at 9:49 AM

    Rusi the official position of girls and jorts is that it is ok provided that the woman in them is not hideously overweight and that the jorts in question are short or daisy dukish.

    All male Jorts are open to ridicule.

  9. Hunker Down Dawg
    October 28, 2008 at 9:52 AM

    Grown men(?) should never wear their kids underwear in public.

  10. Hunker Down Dawg
    October 28, 2008 at 9:53 AM

    This Gameday uniform is available in the Geranimals department at the WalMart in Palatka.

  11. cookinandsmilin
    October 28, 2008 at 9:53 AM

    The taters are supposed to be placed in the FRONT of the speedo…

  12. Boz
    October 28, 2008 at 9:57 AM

    Urban Meyer has called for a denim out of this Saturday’s game. Nike has produced jorts for the entire team to wear. It’s gonna be sweet.

  13. cookinandsmilin
    October 28, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    I’ve lost my evil twin, “Mullet Man” into a sea of imposters…

  14. Senator Blutarsky
    October 28, 2008 at 10:14 AM

    Boz, +1 on that denim out. That’s fabulous.

  16. bulldoginexile
    October 28, 2008 at 11:51 AM

    Ron Zook, here to ruin the day.

  17. Dylan
    October 28, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    Tim Tebow’s Undergarments

  18. Russell
    October 28, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    GPOOE’s lesser known sidekick, Jort-boy

  19. AlphaDawg
    October 28, 2008 at 12:03 PM

    Foreskin Man to save the Day!!!!!

  20. Marque
    October 28, 2008 at 12:28 PM

    Joachim Noah! I want your autograph!

  21. Hobnail_Boot
    October 28, 2008 at 12:52 PM

    F that guy.

  22. teddy dupay
    October 28, 2008 at 1:25 PM

    not even game day, just going to class ya’ll.

  23. J Donnan
    October 28, 2008 at 1:31 PM

    Obviously a fake, designed by a Bulldog fan. How do we know it was designed by a Bulldog fan? The outfit allows him to lick his own balls and sniff his own butt, like the cur that he is.

  24. Robert
    October 28, 2008 at 3:02 PM

    Wow. What a dunce.

    1) Tommy Tebow models his younger brother’s Halloween costume, which hides his identity–and his manhood.

    2) WWE reject personas flock to Gator games to fit in, and it works.

    3) The F stands for ‘feisty’!

  25. Dr. Tom
    October 28, 2008 at 4:13 PM

    WHAT TEBOW DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME!

  27. masivatack
    October 28, 2008 at 5:24 PM

    I think we all know what the kneepads are for.

  28. masivatack
    October 28, 2008 at 5:26 PM

    …and in the orange and blue corner… what the fuh…

  29. RedCrake
    October 28, 2008 at 6:53 PM

    Florida coach Urban Meyer spoke to this fan after last weeks game and later commented, “That will forever be in the mind of Urban Meyer…hidden away in deep, dark places that I only explore when the missus is out of town.”

  30. CLTDawg
    October 28, 2008 at 8:34 PM

    I ain’t sayin’ he’s gay, but I’m pretty sure he’s held one in his mouth on a bumpy road.

  31. Russman
    October 29, 2008 at 9:35 AM

    “F” is for fuego! This guy is a star on the Mexican wraslin’ channel. Oh, by the way, what that green thing hangin’ out his arse?

  32. Bobafet7
    October 30, 2008 at 5:28 AM

    What does the “F” stand for?