By his words, ye shall know him.

Honestly, what Percy Harvin puts in his body is none of my business.  But, like it or not, it is Urban Meyer’s business.

So when the news cropped up that Harvin tested positive for marijuana for the NFL, it kinda made me wonder about whether that was his first brush with the evil weed.  And since his head coach is omniscient, who better to ask?

Alas, Meyer isn’t talking.

… When asked on Monday by a reporter if Harvin had ever failed a drug test while at Florida, Meyer didn’t rule it out.

“I’m not going to talk about guys — stuff like that,” Meyer said.

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7 responses to “By his words, ye shall know him.

  1. NebraskaDawg

    “No, it was just Swamp Grass.”

  2. “Listen, Percy is the top 1% of 1% and never in the history of college football has an offensive linemen had to play defensive line and it will always be a big deal to Urban Meyer and Tebow is the GPOOE and you’d be freaking crazy to not want to be a gator”

  3. The Realist

    Does the Pope crap in the woods?

  4. Dog in Fla

    The inside dope on Easy Rider Urban and his Press Corps on “Weed Talk”:

    Corch stares, points, says to reporter, “Don’t Bogart that joint, my friend, pass it over to me again,” hacks, says, “This is some big deal reefer, I’ll always remember this,” hacks again, adjourns press conference and says, “Go Gator!”

  5. MacAttack

    1% of 1%

  6. Nothing to see here folks, move along, let’s all go about our business, nothing to see here.

  7. Will Q

    “Try an association. Like uh… let’s say the average person uses 10% of their brain. How much do you use? One percent of one percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.”