Wednesday morning buffet

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5 responses to “Wednesday morning buffet

  1. The Realist

    I’m beginning to think the editors at Yahoo! went to UCLA. They have a hardcore vendetta against USC. Considering the general pandering they get from tWWL, I don’t blame them for being contrarian. I’m a contrarian by nature.

    It used to be important to play in a NYD bowl. With more and more bowls after NYD, it has watered them down, but, this way, I don’t have to take the day off to watch wall-to-wall football. So there’s that.

    • don’t have to take new years day off… that sounds like a bummer man…

      • The Realist

        I get NYD off. I’m talking about 01/02/10. It’s on a Saturday, so I don’t have to take off. That’s why it doesn’t bother me sooo much that these middling bowl games are on Saturday the 2nd.

        On the other hand, the International Bowl is a crime against humanity.

  2. RedCrake

    I really do prefer a NYD bowl system. When I can roll from a night of heavy intoxication into an early morning tailgate with no break for a hangover, you know the football gods did something right.

  3. Dog in Fla

    A toast to the Churchill Gene which supposedly (wink-wink) enables alcohol to make a tenth of those of the Caucasian persuasion more creative in the arts after a fifth.

    Companion gene studies pending at the Institute for Technical Studies of White People are:

    NASCAR Gene which enables whitey to drive dangerously;

    Speed Gene which enables whitey to do things, other than driving, fast;

    Weed Gene which enables whitey to relax and snack;

    Lane Gene which enables whitey to know not only about gas stations and fax machines but still be banned from Pahokee;

    Meyer Gene which enables whitey to know it’s a bad deal and he will not forget about it;

    Myer Gene Part Deux which enables whitey to put boot on throats of others and press down hard;

    Richt Gene which enables whitey to know it’s hotter in Jacksonville;

    Spurrier Gene which enables whitey to know why the Gators differ from the Redskins;

    Bobby Johnson Gene which enables whitey to know why Vandy differs from Furman;

    Rich Brooks Gene which enables whitey to wonder who all the younger smartasses are,

    Chizik Gene which enables whitey to get hired for a primo job based on a 5 and 19;

    Petrino Gene which enables whitey to fly under radar for a 2009 aerial attack;

    Nutt Gene which enables whitey to use cell phone a lot;

    Mullins Gene which enables whitey to wonder where the Tebow went;

    Miles Gene which enables whitey to wonder where at is my Hat;

    Sabin Gene which enables whitey to invade the State of Georgia and play in the Georgia Dome once or twice a year;

    BCS Gene which enables whitey to control funds and distribution theref which, of course, was the Founding Fathers’ intent all along;

    Utah Gene which enables whitey as outsider to inject self into BCS controlled revenue stream by attacking BCS based on a Sugar Bowl game victory.