November 24, 2009 · 1:47 PM

Detached from reality

Is there anything that has an angle that PETA can’t grandstand?

16 Comments

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16 Responses to Detached from reality

  1. JaxDawg
    November 24, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    PETA becomes more and more irrelevant each day.

  2. Chuck
    November 24, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    PETA can KMBA.

  3. Chance
    November 24, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals.

  4. Rick
    November 24, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    Man, I hate PETA, I really do. I also think Uga is a fantastic mascot. But I actually sort of agree (except for the robot part, wtf?).

    The fact that the breed is around is sort of evil. It makes for a fine looking mascot, but the “right thing” to do would be to abandon the breed, find something that can actually mate on it’s own without giving birth to puppies that stand a good chance of just suffering to death.

  5. Ty Durden
    November 24, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    PETA was also behind the playing of Miley Cyrus at the end of halftime against Kentucky. It all makes sense!

    • DawgBiscuit
      November 24, 2009 at 6:33 PM

      I was watching the big screen during that, and I motion that any male that was caught dancing to and/or singing along with the Miley song in Sanford on Saturday night should be excommunicated from Bulldog Nation.

      • Knowledge
        November 24, 2009 at 7:18 PM

        Not sure if you saw it, but Washaun was getting into it. In fact, he was so busy dancing that he dropped a pass from Cox during halftime warmups. I love to birddog and pound chicks more than most men, and frankly, I think it’s a hell of a song.

        “My tummys turnin and I’m feelin kinda home sick
        Too much pressure and I’m nervous,
        That’s when the taxi man turned on the radio
        and a Larry and Loren were on
        and Larry and Loren were on
        and Larry and Loren were on

        So I put my hands up
        They’re playing my game,
        And the butterflys fly away
        D Green’s throwing like yeah
        Beating Aubrun like yeah,
        And I got my hands up,
        They’re playin my game
        I know I’m gonna be ok
        Yeah, It’s a party in the Athens
        Yeah, It’s a party in the Athens!”

  6. Jessi
    November 24, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    To prevent the suffering of animals bred to represent a brand?? Yeah, Uga’s suffer a lot…it’s hard flying first class, getting your own hotel room, and being treated like a celebrity by a couple million people. If there is any dog in the world who is not mistreated, it’s any of the Uga’s. Hell, I wish I was mistreated that badly!

    • Rick
      November 24, 2009 at 3:13 PM

      I didn’t mean Uga specifically. I’m sure the Seiler’s do an excellent job breeding all of their pups :)

      The problem is the effect of having the breed as your mascot. It means the dogs will be bred even more so that fans can have their own, which leads to even more in-breeding.

  7. Castleberry
    November 24, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    Can we get a robot to replace Martinez too?

  8. Dog in Fla
    November 24, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Animatronic seems too bionic and not anthropomorphic enough. I think PETA would be more than pleased with something like this 2-D one for a new dog mascot because it kind of represents the way our season has gone thus far with all the peaks and valleys…

  9. Brandon
    November 24, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    Yeah, the UGAs really have it hard PETA, I think it’ll be a cold day in you know where before that ever happens.

  10. Hogbody Spradlin
    November 24, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Crusaders usually don’t care about the cause as much as they care about telling other people what to do. If we got rid of all the animal cruelty in the world by sundown, most PETA members would have another protest sign in hand within 48 hours.

    • Mayor of Dawgtown
      November 24, 2009 at 8:22 PM

      Well said. The other thing about PETA members is that while they profess to love animals, they absolutely do not give a rat’s ass about human beings. We’ve got a lot of people in this country suffering right now. Why don’t they do something to help them?