Non-football related, but still worth sharing:
I have to admit that when I saw the caption “Better Marriage Blanket”, I was expecting something different.
And by the way, the female couldn’t be portrayed as the offending party? God knows it’s not like they’re immune from the problem.
(h/t Andrew Sullivan)
If only they had it in a Snuggie.
Emblazoned with school logos, of course. Other schools’ logos.
American innovation isn’t dead yet. I’m still not sure if that’s serious.
The woman couldn’t be the offending party becuase they know who’s the boss, and how you gonna get into women’s pocketbooks by showing them breaking wind.
How well does it prevent Dutch Ovens?
Can I get trousers made of that material?
That is going right on to my registry list. Thanks Senator!
The female cannot be the offending party because while they get a little gas every now and then, their poots don’t smell. Well, that is what my wife says, anyway.
Did you just use the word poot?
don’t believe the “girl poots dont stink” hype
“I know you’d like to thank your shit don’t stank,
But lean a little bit closer,
See that roses really smell like boo-boo,
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo. “