Mike Bianchi doesn’t mind the view from seat 37F, evidently.
It’s great that the Florida Gators will build bronze statues outside Ben Hill Griffin Stadium that will honor Tim Tebow, Danny Wuerffel and Steve Spurrier, but aren’t the Gators forgetting somebody?
How about a statue for the two most important people in the program – the Unnamed Bail Bondsman and Huntley Johnson, the legendary local attorney who traditionally gets all of UF’s football players out of trouble when they get arrested?
Excellent
YES!
Bianchi is Finebaum without a rooting interest.
Was anybody else shocked to learn they’re building a statue for someone who finished his eligibility like yesterday?
Well, they already have a Saban statue at Bama; suppose he goes through a couple of 6 win seasons.
The Tuscaloosa County Emergency Preparedness Office already has a simple 10-step plan in place to deal with that should it or another loss to UL-Monroe ever occur…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/photo_gallery/2933629.stm
If Saban falls on his face later I guess they’ll tear it down and pretend it was never there.
This is tremendous.
That makes my weekend. Is Bianchi trying to fire ailing Urb back into action, or is he trying to force him into having to retire completely?
Those are the three biggest names in the entire 20 year history of Florida football.
+1 to HS.
when the apocalypse comes and I am one of the surviving few, it’s probably a safe bet that I’ll set my sights toward tearing those statues down. Future generations can do without the idolatry of St. Timothy, Darth Visor and that guy who was good in college but now does charity work in New Orleans (ok, so maybe the last one can stay…)
Mike Mike Mike, your a bad man.
Their daddies would be goin’ at it with him right now if they were next to him.
So……………How many lawyers have graduated from UGA? There has to be just one shyster out there with a judge in his pocket. Just sayin’. Oh, see if you can find one that practices scooter law.
You’ve missed the point. Meyers has to go along with it. And he does. He goes right along with it.
Oh, and “scooter law”? Gimme a break
Who is Meyers? Spell much
Come out from under a rock much? Meyers has been part of the lexicon for a while now.
It may be useful to refer to him in the long form, “Corch Urban Meyers”.
Er… I think Corch Meyers’ given name is “Irvin”.
Not “Irving.”
Scooter law should be a class in Athens. Apparently there are more alleys to emerge from now than I remember from my undergrad days.
Bianchi is only interested in getting clicks on his blog. He is a Gaytor through and through, but he will try and ruffle some feathers every once in a while when it is just too easy pickin’s. Don’t be fooled by this. He still writes for that Gaytor rag the Orlando Slantinel.
Bianchi is a douche …
If one conviction falls on Gainesville you can call me Meyer.
Very good Russell.
Russell, you don’t get no breaks on this blog Law-ya! I forgot about the alley emerging, maybe jaywalking and drunken taxi hailing should also be included in this “scooter law” course. My Dad said a man needed at least two lawyers, one up standing, highly regarded civic leader for wills, contracts, trust, and etc., and one dirty son of a bitch. Maybe every high profile program needs a Huntley Johnson.
Which kind is Ed Tolley?