Envy and jealousy: mascot as pervert edition

This is such a good line, I’m surprised I’ve never heard it before:

… with Arizona State, who’s mascot looks like a pedophile on Halloween.  Check it out.

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29 responses to “Envy and jealousy: mascot as pervert edition

  1. opsomath

    They’re not wrong. Well, not the factual kind of wrong.

  2. FourOFour

    I get the Halloween part, but not the pedophilia part….maybe it takes one to know one.

  3. Scorpio Jones, III

    My Bama friends tell me to put off having a pre-frontal lobotomy so I can convert to the One True Faith (Bamaism) until after the weekend.

    This could be because they see something we don’t, which is certainly true, or they think I am too old and slow to be part of their Faith.

    Their team is a whole lot better than ours, so I guess they know more than we do…right?

    • AthensHomerDawg

      I don’t know… CMR is 3-1 against the Tide. Take your time before you wander out on the ledge.

      • ugafan

        Yeah but he’s 1-3 against Saban.

      • Gen. Stoopnagle

        As great as Nick Saban is supposed to be, he’s 3-2 vs Mark Richt’s Georgia teams.

        • ugafan

          the only 2 times he’s lost against Richt were the year after his best team at LSU left for the nfl & his 2nd year at Bama. Both times, UGA had the upper hand in talent. When Saban has beaten Richt, it hasn’t even been close-in score or talent.

          Saban’s a tool, but Richt isn’t even in his “arena”

          • Dawgwalker07

            Couldn’t you counter point that with 2 out of the 3 times saban has beaten richt it was because of his best team at lsu in one season and not bc of some consistency?

            That’s a really small sample pool to try to make that type of a statement.

          • The ’03 game in Baton Rouge wasn’t close? Tell that to Billy Bennett and his missed field goals.

            • Mayor of Dawgtown

              More revisionist history by a “fan” who for whatever reason doesn’t like CMR so he explains away UGA’s successes and amplifies UGA’s losses to fit the preconceived notion he seeks. When Richt wins it’s because of superior talent; when Saban wins it’s because of superior coaching. Go be a Bama fan, dude. You’ll fit right in.

          • Brandon

            Yeah, the 03′ game in Baton Rouge could have gone either way, there was some cajun voodoo on Billy Bennett that day.

  4. AthensHomerDawg

    Looks like the Rumble Jr High Imps..>>>>>> Warner Robins Demons,

    • The one and only Billy Shears

      When I was at Rumble, we were called the Pimps. Is that bad? 13 year olds referring to themselves as pimps? Does that prove anything negative re: pedophilia in the South Davis Drive area? Did some of my friends grow up too fast or something?

      I do remember lots of ice cream trucks driving by, but I always just figured it was the hot middle Georgia weather. I was oblivious, but I guess it’s ok I didn’t get my ice cream for free like everybody else did.

      • AthensHomerDawg

        LOL. No, there was no pimping while I was there. No ice-cream truck either. The “Do-Drop In” was located just down the street past WRHS and the rear drive thru was often open after midnight on game nights……although I am only assuming that per rumors as I was more interested in getting rested to watch film and run on Sat. AM and to listen to Coach Orgel examine any shortcomings we might have had the night before.

  5. Dog in Fla

    The ASU mascot sends different signals. Most devils have pitchforks. This one has a trident like there’s an ocean somewhere in south Arizona. It also has a Bob Crane pornstache which Bob may or may not have had prior to his hammer-time in Scottsdale. Which leads of course to Michael Jackson and Lane as Bubbles at Neverland, f/k/a the South Fork Ranch for Children and Primates in Southern California

    (h/t Spurticus) http://www.cockytalk.com/showthread.php?t=92024&page=3

  6. Zack

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    zack, lost angeles blog

  7. Zack

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