December 15, 2010 · 4:24 PM

Name that caption: Steve Spurrier, slave to fashion

This is a deeply disturbing photo that begs for your commentary.

Get to it in the comments section after your eyesight recovers.

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39 Responses to Name that caption: Steve Spurrier, slave to fashion

  1. Castleberry
    December 15, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    “You really are a Cock, Steve!!! Don’t you know Gators wear jean shorts.”

  3. Scott
    December 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    At least he’s not the one rockin’ the Mom jeans……..

  4. jermaine's dye
    December 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    Trying to find something quick and witty here….but…nothing.

    What’s wrong with me?

    I don’t know, but there’s something about Spurrier (and that shit eating grin on his face) that I’m already missing.

    See the Muschamp Presser yesterday. In an era of COACHSPEAK, spawn of Saban and Meyer, in which coaches say nothing, nada, blah blah blah, “work hard and get buttah,” there is something priceless about Spurrier. He was the perfect Nemesis. Something Wild West, gunslinger, “hang 50 on them in Athens,” that was priceless.

    (I can say that because I was there, in the stands when he did hang 50 on us. How long did he nurse that grudge?)

    You have to appreciate man who hates you and lives to beat you. A man who has not forgotten losing to Georgia and George Patton in 1966 27-10. A man who lived to defeat us. He should have made us better. He should have made us demand championship excellence. He did. And we did. At least for awhile (2002-2007).

    Now, our program has swallowed something. Something that makes us fat and entitled. Say what you want about Spurrier and his method (benching players, calling out players, calling out other programs) there was nothing “entitled” about his approach.

    Maybe this is just an odd form of nostalgia. Spurrier hasn’t been Spurrier in over a decade. But in an age where Tennessee goes through 3 coaches in 3 years and Florida changes from one Corch to another, Spurrier and his shit eating grin bring back a link to the second half of the SEC’s last century. And a time when we used to beat the hell out of Florida. At least Auburn is still buying players. That will have to do to keep SEC nostalgia for now.

    I’ll never forget in 2007, as South Carolina was whipping us up front and had the lead at the half, Spurrier was jogging off the field. I was near the sideline by the students who were yelling things about Spurrier and his mother and the legitimacy of his birth all the while giving him the single finger salute. Hundreds of Georgia fans in one huge, “FUCK YOU.” Spurrier kept jogging, head down, toward the tunnel. But right before he got to the hedges, he stopped, looked up, smiled, and waved to the crowd.

    Looked to my buddy and said, “Damn. Only Steve.”

    • Scorpio Jones, III
      December 15, 2010 at 5:08 PM

      +2 dude.

    • hayduke
      December 15, 2010 at 8:47 PM

      I’m with you, JD. Love the OBC, he’s a freaking hoot. What was it he said after this year’s game in response to why we couldn’t stop the run up the middle? “I’m not sure why it kept working, they must not run that play in the NFL”. Pure comedic gold.

  5. Normaltown Mike
    December 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    I recognize the guy on the right from “To Catch a Predator”

    The other guy….

  6. AlphaDawg
    December 15, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    I think I can hear “Ice Ice Baby” being played in the background

  7. Anon
    December 15, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    Do you like to give or take?

  8. Ausdawg85
    December 15, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    Upon failing to find Mike Leach in Key West, Steve hooks-up with one of the locals for a fun evening.

    Yeshhhhhh……

  9. Dog in Fla
    December 15, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    Taking a break from the grind of recruiting, Steve and RC look for some fast times at Ridgemont High http://www.movietrain.net/images/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high1.jpg before getting run off by Spicoli.

  10. Will
    December 15, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    That look on his face definitely says “I was born and raised in Tennessee,” though, doesn’t it?

    • Stoopnagle
      December 15, 2010 at 5:40 PM

      …if the Hanes undershirt under the Hawaiian didn’t already.

      I’ve been guilty of the same look, I’m afraid. But I also wear three shirts in the summer in Georgia, so…

    • gastr1
      December 15, 2010 at 8:01 PM

      EAST Tennessee, Will, EAST Tennessee.

      I can’t believe I didn’t know that about Spurrier before now…I thought he just a North Florida redneck. But no, he’s definitely East Tennessee, and yes, it’s painfully apparent in this photo.

  11. Purple Drank
    December 15, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    …not that there is anything wrong with that…

  12. Dawgwalker07
    December 15, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    “Stephen told me this hat looked cool. Maybe I shouldn’t listen to everything he says…”

  13. Normaltown Mike
    December 15, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    RC: “Watch out ladies, this gun is loaded”

    SS: “Wuzzup”

  14. Brandon
    December 15, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    Sure I may look like a dufus but I’ll beat Georgia more times than my previous 5 successors combined, and I’ll do it with your $%#@ in my #$% too.

  15. Normaltown Mike
    December 15, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    holy shit, i think RC is wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt!

    look at the glove.

  16. NRBQ
    December 15, 2010 at 8:18 PM

    Boy, the dress code at Augusta National is going to shit.

    And.

    Damn, Bubba, is that whipped cream in your drank?

  17. Rocket Dawg
    December 15, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    That HAS to be photo shopped? If not then where in the hell was that picture taken? Is there some secret coaches camp that they all go to in June and get freaky?

  18. JBJ
    December 15, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    “Dude, I thought you said they don’t allow cameras in this gay club.”

  19. steve norris
    December 15, 2010 at 11:09 PM

    Steve always said that winning the East was key…but his heart was in Key West…

  20. Russell
    December 16, 2010 at 12:59 AM

    “This is a deeply disturbing photo that begs for your commentary.”

    I am unable to comment. I am too deeply disturbed.

  21. dawg1976
    December 16, 2010 at 2:47 AM

    fake but funny

  22. Toom
    December 16, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    Don’t miss the link, there’s some funny stuff there.

  23. Coweta Dawg
    December 16, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    Ray Goff is a whiz with Adobe Photoshop

  24. travis fain
    December 16, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    That’s R.C. Slocum? For a moment I thought it was Jeremy Foley.