A match made in Heaven

Coaches, you’ll want to make sure you sign up for this early:

Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino will be a guest lecturer at the USC/NIKE Coach of the Year Clinic (better known as Camp Kiffin) later this month in Los Angeles.

You won’t want to miss the panel discussion on how to negotiate a favorable buyout provision.

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10 responses to “A match made in Heaven

  1. Scott W.

    First Session: Contract Negotiation “Looking out for numero uno”

  2. Pumpdawg

    Petrino at a Kiffin coaching clinic? That’s the most perfect jackwad scenerio
    I’ve ever seen.Wonder if they’ll get Cecil to do the devotion?

  3. Derek

    Agenda:
    9:00-10;15. “Its all part of the plan. How to avoid mistakes by claiming that’s what you meant to do.”
    10:30 to 12:00 “So you want to be a douchebag.”
    12:00 -1:00 lunch

  4. Spike

    Are there two bigger d-bags on the planet than these guys?

  5. Irishdawg

    That amount of assholery in one zip code might cause a rip in the space time continuum.

  6. 2011-dawgtrain

    cecil newton will show up for a small fee(180k).

  7. W Cobb Dawg

    Kiffin flies in via helicopter, smashes everything, then leaves for a better clinic. Petrino, after assuring everyone he’ll return, exits via the back door during the bathroom break.