February 22, 2011 · 7:50 PM

Name that caption: The OBC thinks Coors is the tits.

This is simply too good an opportunity to pass up, so get with it, people.

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32 Responses to Name that caption: The OBC thinks Coors is the tits.

  1. NRBQ
    February 22, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    Is that the infield at Daytona?

    If so, you can bet there were some shirtless men there that make him look like Ray Drew.

  2. JaxDawg
    February 22, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Well, he definitely looks like a Florida (Gator) kind of guy.

  3. hodgie
    February 22, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    Attendance aint saggin but my boobs are.

    Btw, pics like these make me like Spurrier. I know I’m supposed to hate him but it would be awesome to hang out with him.

  4. Boro Dawg
    February 22, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    Thought bubble above the guy in the white shirt…

    “Mmmm, after a couple of cold ones, the ole ball coach is kinda hot…”

  5. BMan
    February 22, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    “The NCAA made those players move out of the hotel, but the guidelines said it was okay for all of ‘em to move into my navel crack.”

  6. What fresh hell is this?
    February 22, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    South Carolina man awaits breast reduction and fitting with “the Bro”

  7. Vinings Dog
    February 22, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    If you look at Surrier’s nipples (and I never thought I would) and imagine them as eyes, his navel crack looks like a frowning mouth (perhaps one too many sack from Mr. Stanfill).

  8. Boss Dawg
    February 22, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    Seems he is following the Coors slogan of, “Turn them loose”….damn son, put those things away.

  9. Dboy
    February 22, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    In a slightly drunk spurrier voice: ya know, sometimes I just feel like retiring…

    BTW, you have to love that he has no shirt but still sporting the visor. I love it OBC!!!

  10. Ed Thomas
    February 22, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    9-5 and surrounded by adoring fans! This is Carolina football!

  11. Stoopnagle
    February 22, 2011 at 10:06 PM

    Hittin’ the Brown Hound. I’ve got to agree with hodgie.

  12. Keith
    February 22, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    Agreeing with hodgie and stoopnagle, hanging out with the OBC would be an awesome hoot, and although he can rub a lot of victories over our heads, the one thing that gets his goat most of all, is his loss as a player to us. We always got that to talk about if he gets obnoxious. But boy, the stories I bet he could tell over a few cold ones.

  13. Catfish
    February 22, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    … yep, and that was the third time I went to jail for smacking Jerri around.”

  14. JasonC
    February 22, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    A lot of jokes about OBC’s body, but he is 60+, right? Of course that said, he probably should change to the Silver Bullet.

    I’m just glad the kid has sense enough to look away.

  15. Dawg19
    February 23, 2011 at 12:31 AM

    “Does this visor make me look fat?”

  16. Dawg19
    February 23, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    “Excuse me, Mr. Fulmer…can we get your autograph?”

  17. The Watergirl
    February 23, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    You stay classy San Diego!!! It is the banquet beer of Coors

  18. Mike
    February 23, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    “Coach Spurrier, you are a great coach that will always have the love of the Gator Nation for a lot of things, not the least of which gave said Nation total ownership of the Georgia Bulldogs. But sir, your beer SUCKS!”

  19. Scott
    February 23, 2011 at 1:53 AM

    “Well……I got the tits part down pat.”

  20. Spike
    February 23, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    I think the guy on the far left has a serious man crush on th OBC. He is checking out his man boobs.

  21. Castleberry
    February 23, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    That is a solid A cup.

  22. Spike
    February 23, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    Does the guy on the left have jorts on? This is priceless!!

  23. Jaybird
    February 23, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    That disgusted look the OBC has is because he just asked the Auburn guy on the far left..”brother, can you spare a dime?”…and the dude said “it’s all been spent”…..

  24. Toom
    February 23, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    “The truth is, boys, I get more a$$ now than I did as a player.”

  25. Dog in Fla
    February 23, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    The guy in the middle consoles Steve by telling him that he once heard some kind of rumor that anything more than a mouthful is wasted.

  26. AlphaDawg
    February 23, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    “Son…I won a Heisman with these moobs”

  27. D.N. Nation
    February 23, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    Wow, old age is unfortunate. I consider Spurrier a man who’s in pretty decent shape, and yet…sagging happens to everyone.

  28. masivatack
    February 23, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    “I wonder when that silver bullet train is gonna come by and firm these bad boys up.” – SOS