I’m sorry, SI.com, but I don’t see how you can hold this report out as authoritative on the subject of college football thuggery when it doesn’t contain a single reference to scooters, alleys or middle name withholding.
“I am a talker, man. That’s what defensive players do – talk. But I just like to shut them up. They know sometimes just not to talk because sooner or later they are going to be quiet for a while.” -- Todd Gurley, Dawg Post, 7/28/14