Stephen Garcia, this note’s for you.
Filed under 'Cock Envy, The Body Is A Temple
All South Cackalacky players are hereby on notice! Your spring practice time is in jeopardy if you continue to screw around.
Or, put differently, “You don’t have to practice during the spring if you screw around.”
I live in SC and I can tell you that Gamecock fans think they are going undefeated this Fall. I keep asking them about their front 7 on D and haven’t heard anything convincing yet.
Did I miss something I thought Steven G was already out for the spring because of the problems in Atlanta. Was I mistaken?
@69Dawg: He is coming back next week.
Stephen Garcia…. The gift that keeps on giving…
That’s what they said about Quincy Carter in 2000
Ahh yes… QC… throw da best damn bounce-pass you ever seen…
Surprising stat: QC beat David Greene on the Wonderlick Test 30-20…
Crack kills, don’t it?
Depends on what the author meant when he wrote “If Stephen Garcia can keep his head down….”. I figure about 300lbs of saltpeter ought to do the trick! Or share several of my meds that have that down as a side effect.
So it’s no fun not being at practice, not part of the team? I can imagine the conversation with SOS went something like this. “Boy, I have had it with you, I am kicking you out of this university!” “Kick me out if you have to coach, just don’t suspend me from practice.” “How about you run penalty laps till you puke.” “Run me till I die, just let me practice, I love practice, it’s fun and I feel like one of the guys” Later that night Garcia makes a phone call, “Hello ladies—–”
Prediction: Garcia gets benched midway through next season and USCe wins 7 or fewer games.
Something tells you made the same prediction last year. Garcia isn’t the only thing that’s predictable around here.
Actually, I thought that Garcia would transfer because of how hard SOS was riding him. But I made no predictions at that time.
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