12 responses to “Tuesday morning buffet

  1. Doug

    Zach will win the Natl Champ and the Heisman before the year’s over. Man, did he crush Murray on G-Day or what?

  2. Delusional

    Agreed

  3. Doug

    I’ll guarantee you Mettenberger finishes his career with more wins per season than Murray.

  4. Go Dawgs!

    Can I sue the Bama-Bangs wearing frat boy who followed be out of Davis Wade Stadium ringing a cowbell three inches from my face? He didn’t hit me or anything, but I’m pretty sure restraining myself started a brain tumor that ought to be getting fairly serious by this time next year.

  5. Dog in Fla

    “To me, that’s the thing of the spring,” Nutt said. “The biggest single most awesome thing is him in that huddle, saying very clearly the play and then barking out the snap count. Been very, very proud. I never would have dreamed (that) this time last year.”

    Shorter Nutt: Barking Randall has not yet penetrated the Circle of Untrustables.

  6. W Cobb Dawg

    Per the LB fundamentals story, I just can’t picture a Dick Butkus doing the ‘jingle-jangle drill’. Maybe I’m getting too old, but to me having ‘fundamentals’ means kicking opposing players’ a$$es, not being an on-field gymnast.

    • 69Dawg

      +1 Whatever happened to the LB that made the RB crap his pants from fear of death. I remember seeing a O back field view of the Bears D and looking at Butkus across the line and thinking damn that guy looks like a serial killer.

      • shane#1

        Just take a look at Lambert’s picture. As a matter of fact, in the Lexicon for LB, just put that picture. I would hate to be the pretty boy QB looking over the line at his gap-toothed, scowling, ass!

  7. RandallPinkFloyd

    Isn’t Jordan Jefferson always having a good spring/good practices/good scrimmages, etc? I hope he wins the job, he’ll revert back to his normal self during games.