May 26, 2011 · 12:32 PM

“It seems like he’s changed his ways.”

Death, taxes and Stephen Garcia’s reinstatement…

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14 Responses to “It seems like he’s changed his ways.”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin
    May 26, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    It’s not exactly the Big One Elizabeth.

  2. 69Dawg
    May 26, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    Does this really surprise anybody. Short of raping Steve’s wife or daughter Garcia is as sure to start for the Cocks as the sun is to rise in the East. To be “suspended” 5 times in 5 years but never to have missed a start due to a suspension says all you need to know about Steven Orr Superior. He can smell that title and nothing is going to stop him now. He can always bring the discipline hammer down on a marginal player to show how tough he is.

  3. Derek
    May 26, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    I think it may go down something like this:

    Eric Hyman, Athletic Director: They got a name for people like you, Stephen.
    Coach Spurrier: That name is called ”recidivism.”
    Hyman: Repeat offender!
    Spurrier: Not a pretty name, is it, Stephen?
    Garcia: No, sir. That’s one bonehead name. But that ain’t me anymore.
    Hyman: Are you just tellin’ us what we wanna hear?
    Garcia: No, sir, no way.
    Spurrier: Cos we just wanna hear the truth.
    Garcia: Well, then l guess l am tellin’ you what you wanna hear.
    Hyman: Boy, didn’t we just tell you not to do that?
    Garcia: Yes, sir.
    Hyman: OK, then.

    • By Georgia We Did It
      May 26, 2011 at 2:35 PM

      +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

      H.I.

    • Grafton
      May 26, 2011 at 11:24 PM

      Spurrier: I got the menstral cramps real hard.

  4. Irishdawg
    May 26, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    “This is really surprising”-said no one anywhere.

  5. Ubiquitous GA Alum
    May 26, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    This is also a statement of the development (or lack thereof) of Connor Shaw.

  6. TennesseeDawg
    May 26, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    Officer, this time it will be different. He’s really changed! Really! He even apologized for the abuse. Things are going to be different now! I can feel it!

  7. Dog in Fla
    May 26, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Leave it to Ja’Juan to listen to Katy Perry before a game.

    No one, except maybe Brad Pitt’s publicist, could have ever predicted without listening to the “Stephen Garcia Story”

    that Stephen would listen to a movie soundtrack before each game

    • Mayor of Dawgtown
      May 26, 2011 at 9:42 PM

      The next time there is a pile-up after a fumble and Garcia is in it somebody needs to bite him on the heel.

  8. Go Dawgs!
    May 26, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    REPORTER: Steve, please stop pissing on my leg.
    SPURRIER: Nah, it’s raining.