Pretty fun read from kleph here about the opportunity to purchase a reservation – a non-refundable reservation – to buy tickets to the BCS title game.
Putting your national title game money where your mouth is.
Filed under College Football, It's Just Bidness
1:47 I am in line surrounded by Nebraska fans. They
are taunting me. I am taunting back, still certain
that we are going to kick the s*(& out of Nebraska. I
decide to challenge a particularly vocal Nebraska fan
to play what I now call and will forever be remembered
as “Cell-Phone Flop Out.”
Remember flop out for a dollar? The rules are similar. I tell this Nebraska
jacka$$ that if he’s so confident in his team, he
should “flop out” his cell phone RIGHT NOW and make
plane reservations to Phoenix for the Fiesta Bowl.
And then I spoke these memorable words: “And not
those damn refundable tickets, either! You request those
non-refundable, non-transferrable sons-of-b!tches!”
He backs down. He is unworthy. I call Southwest
Airlines and buy two tickets to Phoenix,
non-refundable and non-transferrable. Price: $712. He is humbled.
He lowers his head in shame. I raise my cell phone in
triumph to the cheers of hundreds of Texas fans. I am
KING and these are my subjects. I distribute the 11
beers in my pants to the cheering masses. I RULE the
pre-game kingdom.
that’s a classic.
neoooon moooooon!
Florida and Georgia are cheap
Why are you here?