At least he didn’t key anybody’s car.

I suppose you could argue that people in glass houses shouldn’t throw red panties, but the hell with it:

South Carolina quarterbacks coach G.A. Mangus was arrested early Tuesday morning in Greenville and charged with nuisance conduct.

At 1:31 a.m. Tuesday, two Greenville police officers in an unmarked patrol car “observed Mangus facing Main St. urinating on the street curb and roadway,” according to a report from the Greenville police department. When an officer who was called to the scene by those two officers approached Mangus, the coach was “unsteady on his feet and he had a strong odor of alcoholic beverage coming from his person,” the report stated.

On the street curb and roadway?  Damn, at least his boss has enough sense to find some trees when the moment hits.

The snark, of course, writes itself going forward.

Now if Spurrier can crack jokes about this, you’ll know he really feels good about his team’s chances this season.

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UPDATE:  It’s no joking matter.

“G.A. has been suspended from all coaching activities until this matter is resolved,” Spurrier said. “We are disappointed in his actions and will handle it accordingly.”

How long was Garcia’s first suspension?  It’ll be interesting to compare.

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30 responses to “At least he didn’t key anybody’s car.

  1. ScoutDawg

    I mean you Can’t make this stuff up. This stuff kinda reminds me of the pre-season when we were ranked number 1.

    • I have been saying EXACTLY the same thing to all the ‘Cocks I work with (I am in the Greenville, SC area). Their offseason as been very similar to our ’08 offseason, and I hope the season leaves them as disappointed as we were.

      • HamDawg11

        Unfortunately their offseason last year was even more active with hotelgate and all, but they seemed to turn out just fine. Some people/programs just manage to come out on the good end no matter what.

        • Biggus Rickus

          Well, they went 9-5 and backed into a East title. It’s not like they rolled through their schedule. If Florida and Georgia hadn’t been unusually bad they’d have ended up where they always do.

          • DawgVegas

            …and 10uhC. What are the odds all of the big three from East would be down at the same time? Here’s hoping we can snap that string (and leave the others behind)

        • ScoutDawg

          You can’t dodge shit every single time. Who thinks SOS and the shorty COCKs have enough good KARMA to win it twice?

  2. JasonC

    Don’t your worry, Magnus will most certainly, probably, likely, maybe, conceivably, has a shot at serving a suspension… maybe… on November 19 when South Carolina takes on in-state rival The Citadel.

  3. Coweta Dawg

    Someone needs to explain to the players / cocahes the difference between what is allowed on campus vs. off campus.

  4. Nate Dawg

    Kudos to that guy…I usually get stage fright in front of cops.

  5. Scott W.

    Well no wonder Garcia gets such a long leash. He was just doing what he saw his position coach do.

  6. hassan

    Is that what they mean by Cock n’ Fire?

    btw…that spot in downtown Greenville is probably the most heavily trafficked.

  7. KornDawg

    He picked the wrong time to “rock out with his Cock out”

  8. Go Dawgs!

    The length of the guy’s suspension will most likely depend on Coach Spurrier’s evaluation of the depth at graduate assistant that might be in line to take his place.

  9. Prov

    Live at the Bohemia is one of my favorite albums.

  10. Cousin Eddie

    Article goes on to say “Having grown into a responsible adult Garcia was with his coach as a designated driver and had a blood alcohol level of 0.000. Spurier was found shirtless with a half drunken Coors stated he had no comment.”

  11. Hogbody Spradlin

    I know I’m ignoring the big point here, but the caddy who snapped that phone camera photo of Steve Spurrier taking a whiz will never carry another bag at Augusta National.

    • KornDawg

      I thought the same thing the first time I saw that picture. The National doesn’t play around with stuff like that.

  12. Coastal Dawg

    On a related note of sorts, UFs highly touted freshman Matt Elam was arrested last night for underage possesion of alcohol. His second time since arriving on campus as an early enrollee. I wonder what his suspension will be?

    • 69Dawg

      He’ll have to say 3 Hail Urbans and 4 Holy Muschamps. Go and sin no more.

      • Mayor of Dawgtown

        He’ll be suspended from all team activities and then reinstated the same day. That sounds ridiculous doesn’t it? See Newton, Cam–2010.

  13. Hunkering Hank

    Gives new meaning to the cock-n-fire offense!

  14. ScoutDawg

    We all obviously need to STF. I mean WE are thug u, with an out of control program, after all.

  15. ScoutDawg

    How much fun would it be to RAM IT UP IN THEM, and ruin the cock’s season, game 1 in the SEC, like they have done to us rarely, but SIGNIFICANTLY.

    • Biggus Rickus

      “RAM IT UP IN THEM”? You don’t maybe want to rephrase that? “GET ALL UP IN THEM GUTS” perhaps?

      I heartily agree with the sentiment though.

  16. ScoutDawg

    How about GIVE THEM THE COCK?

  17. Bulldog Joe

    It is never too late to retroactively suspend him for spring practice.

  18. Dboy

    Senator, you should take a cue from Discovery channel and have snark week. Recap all the irony drenched off the field drauma from the .College footbal has enough material to make a snark month. Must read TV