Exposed!

Mark my words, if this season goes south for Georgia, you can point to this as the reason.  (I keed, I keed.)

So many things run through my head:

  • Will Troupe receive a consolation call from G. A. Mangus?
  • How does Spencer Hall score this in the Fulmer Cup standings?
  • Will the Red and Black run an editorial excoriating Richt for not checking up on where players go to the bathroom?

Seriously, the one noteworthy aspect to this tempest in a teapot is that there was no arrest.  In a town where you can get hauled in for not saying your middle name, that’s a significant development.  Should we detect the hand of Greg McGarity at work here?

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37 responses to “Exposed!

  1. mwo

    I bet McGarity is pissed!

  2. JasonC

    Spurrier has already reinstated Troupe for the season. He gets 8 or 9 more violations before he faces the more serious “Temporary Suspension Until I Need You to Play Penatly”.

  3. TennesseeDawg

    Rock out with ya Cock out!

    • Cojones

      Yall don’t get right down sexual with yall’s comments, yall hear? Yall don’t even know the difference between erotic and kinky, but yall think nothin of postin’ them comments. What’s that ? All right , I’ll tell you , but this is usually reserved for SC fans:

      Erotic sex usually involves a feather drawn slowly and sensuously over the skin so as to scintillate and elicit a sexual feeling.
      Kinky entails using the whole chicken.

      Hope that 4th qtr with them smells like kinky sex!

  4. Go Dawgs!

    I didn’t expect much out of Troupe this year, but he’s apparently already putting in a bid for an MVPee award.

  5. Richt-Flair

    Glad to see the AJC is on top of players pissing in the bushes. NCAA sanctions and actual real, weighty news meanwhile…

    • Sefdawg

      Right. So a Dawg pisses outdoors and it’s literally front page news before the ink on the citation dries. Tech has a CONFRENCE TITLE stripped, and nobody bothers to print anything until months later, hours before it is announced. If that doesn’t show where the intrests in this state lie, I don’t know what does.

  6. Biggus Rickus

    Richt obviously needs to work on urinary discipline. He could tie it in with shower discipline. IT’S NOT ALL PIPES!

  7. AthensHomerDawg

    $210. plus the $50 late fee… not to mention the free pub in the AJC. The last two could have been avoided. Tough lesson.

  8. Babyfarts McGeesax

    Luckily unless you’re underage or falling down drunk they just cite you in Athens for peeing. I got one behind the dumpster outside of Georgia Bar a few years ago. Cop was nice, wrote me a citation and I went on my way, but not before he pointed out to me that there were port-a-potties across the street. D’Oh.

    • AlphaDawg

      Not totally true, its up to the discretion of the officer…I know 1st hand, Or shall I say, place your hands behind you back, 3 years ago

      • AlphaDawg

        your back…and it was 4 years ago

        • Junkyard Dawg '00

          Had this type of situation myself, at little five points, 10 years ago.
          Luckily, I was only issued a citation. She (the officer), must have felt sorry for me after she saw what was going on… rim shot.

          Do recall her threatening to take me in after I asked, if she minded that I finished up while she wrote the ticket…

  9. Skeptic Dawg

    Seriously, this is a big step for the Dawgs. In years past said player would have completely blown off his court date and fine. Only to have the police pick him up at practice or his apartment with the AJC in tow. The kid was late, but did what he needed to do. Maybe this staff’s message is sinking in. This is the first positive sign I have seen out of Athens all off-season.

    • Normaltown Mike

      In past years, he would’ve been cited for public urination while he emerged from an alley on a scooter wearing a stolen helmet while simultaneously punching some kid in the face.

  10. waynebradley

    Look for an upcoming column in the AJC about the UGA football program being undisciplined and out of control. Expect some pundit at ESPN to call for Richt’s head over this one.

  11. Scott W.

    I am glad the Senator had to write a humorous post about team discipline this year as opposed to last year when the humor did not have to be added.

  12. SCDawg

    There was a huge magnolia tree near Creswell and on the way from downtown back to Russell House that was frequented in my day.

    • Go Dawgs!

      Once, when drunk, I pissed on the side of a building on my way home down Lumpkin Street. Afterwards, walking back around the front, I realized that it was the Baptist Student Union. Pretty sure I’m going to hell for that one.

      • Cojones

        Know why Baptists don’t have sex standing upright? Because they are afraid if anyone sees them, they will think that they are dancing.

    • (note: it still is “my day”…) but I’ve mostly stopped pissing on the way back from downtown. But for what it’s worth, the alley-way right next to the Picante’s Mexican restaurant on Broad might as well be declared mine if we were living in a feline world. That goes for the car-garage-repair-shop place at Broad and Pope.
      A couple of my more ballsy conquests involve the Founders Garden on North Campus and on the side of the Fine Arts building…
      Looking back on it, I have no idea how I never got cited or arrested (as most of these happened pre-21…)

      • Cojones

        Posted this last week, but my best public urination was on the entrance gate concrete at a near local prison. Wrote my name, but wasn’t worried about being caught because it wasn’t my handwriting. Wish I could say it was the warden’s wife’s , but can’t.

  13. Toom

    Lord I hope McGarity is involved! $250 for hanging wang sounds pretty steep.

  14. cookinandsmilin

    Last sentence says it all: “The Bulldogs had 12 *KNOWN* arrests in 2010.”

    There were 42 arrests that were double secret… geeze…

  15. Jimmy Williamson

    The officer has been placed on paid leave pending an investigation.

  16. Larry

    Talking about pissing your money away!!!

  17. 15henson

    We didn’t come here to paint…uh, the sidewalk with our pee!

  18. JAMES HOWELL

    A GOOD DOG ALWAYS HAS TO PEE