Can there be anything more Dawg porn-y than this?
Junior nose guard Jonathan Jenkins had the highlight of Georgia’s morning practice Tuesday as he intercepted a pass and returned it for a touchdown.
“[Jenkins] tipped it to himself and then the big boy just rumbled down the field,” senior tight end Aron White said. “It was only about 12 yards, but a TD for a guy that size is still impressive. He kind of reminded me of that guy for the Packers [B.J. Raji] running for that touchdown.”
Excuse me, I have to go take a cold shower now.
I’d rate it bonerific. It’d be orgasmictasic if he does it against Boise.
Please, not leg-humpin’ good.
Former Senator Wiener approves of this post.
…..let’s not get premature here.
It’s OK, I hear that happens to a lot of guys.
Please stay away from my teenage buzz words.
I was talking to my buddy last night about Jenkins wearing the No. 6 and he says, “What if we beat South Carolina off a p-44 Jenkins?”
Would be great… but the key to beating SC is stopping Lattimore. I’ll settle for Jenkins merely being a good defender.
“beat South Carolina off” ?
Good change!
“beat the Cocks off …”
That’s awesome. I can’t imagine a QB or tailback wanting to tackle that coming at you. I want to hear that the inside beef is stuffing the zone read consistently.
“the inside beef is stuffing the zone” ? Please , Senator. Don’t mention the word “porn” in the same sentence as “Dawg”. Too many closets are opening. Jus’ Kiddin’.
Full mast!
Was that a blueberry, or a blue pill you had on your cereal this morning? Remember, call a nurse if the condition persists all morning (I have always preferred them to doctors for solving similar “issues”…yeah, I am playing on sexist stereotypes, I am old enough to still dream that way.)
If it lasts longer than 4 hours call more ladies!
schwingg!
Thanks for the concern, gents, but I’m hoping this one last all season long
+1 Don’t misinterpret this but I want to that ride myself.
Oop! No edit feature kills someone like me that always is in a hurry to stop typing and read more. Was trying to carefully word that….for obvious reasons.
Too late!
Speaking of not wanting to ride that myself, this is how the 2012 Republican ticket reacts to the Jenkins’ interception return knowing that the SEC had been deregulated
http://www.urantiansojourn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/magicUnderoos1-1085×1024.jpg
Now, that ain’t right. She has a much more lovelier photo on the cover of Newsweek. And he looks like Weiner in drag.
Her initial reaction upon learning that she was going to be on the cover of the rolling stone
http://www.urantiansojourn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/BachmannBonnet.jpg
Leave Anthony and his super-hot wife alone!
http://www.thedailypledge.com/images/stories/clinton%20nw%20order.jpg
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/Hillarys-Huma-Abedin.jpg
alone!
Canth thalk. Thongue- thied.
While I cannot stand the hysterical inflections in her speaking voice, I like Michelle B. a lot as a person, and God knows we need more fiscal conservatives…..ASAP. The idiot factor is flying this plane straight in the ground. Anyone, I mean anyone, that tries to confuse the issue about spending cuts is not worth having a conversation with. You start there, and you stay there. All attempts to spin are just that, efforts to confuse a VERY simple issue.
Doesn’t matter if it is a government, or a household, when you are in debt above your ability to repay, you cut spending. We are a very sick country, and you have to take the medicine. Never would have been ducked by politicians in the past, regardless of party affiliation.
Yada, yada, yada.
Football blog, Mac. STFU
Don’t seem to mind the Leftists taking cheap, after cheap shot. But again, facts are always aggravating to libs. If you can read at all, you might see who diverted this from football to politics, not I. But while we are at it, the polarization and weakening of the country will have a major impact on CFB (among many other things we love in this country) so perhaps it is on-point. Scary times ahead sheep.
Only idiot Republicans can’t see that the way to improve the economy and create jobs is to spend the country into oblivion. All the blogs I read say so.
Duh.
Keep up the truth. Don’t let them shut you down!!
It was that mean ole’ Dog in Fla and Cojo….oops! I’m glad that the thinkin’ part of you is all Bulldog.
Now you’ve deflected the sexual innuendo to sheep. Kinky!!
Certainly you read the difference between erotic sex and kinky, didn’t you? With erotic sex you use a feather and kinky uses the whole chicken.
Jus’ never thought you would be the one to bring these subjects up. Now you’ve made the Senator flush again. By the way, what kind of flushed was that, sir?
Ronald Obama is no prize himself. The flock needs a brilliant leader like a Michele
“Bachmann gained notoriety by proposing the Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act, declaring global warming a hoax*, and announcing herself spokes-queen of the Republican Tea party Caucus which she created.”
http://www.urantiansojourn.com/2011/07/candid-bachmann-photos-turn-up-on-internets/
or a Leroy
http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2011/08/10/any-golfers-out-there/
*Notwithstanding Michele’s commitment to duty and donors, some now believe it is getting hot
http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2011/08/self-loathing-flunky-figures-some-shit.html
Damn! Let the BIG DAWG EAT!
Who threw the pick?
Since JJ is working on second team D it was probably Murray on 1st team O.
You and Red, nice job..that kid won’t be writing about the Dawgs again anytime soon
It was during drills, not a scrimmage. It could have been anyone. Not that anyone should be alarmed by Murray throwing a pick in practice, but just so you know.
Imagine the eruption at Sanford Stadium if he does that to a Garcia pass – especially if Garcia tries to tackle Big John.
Weiner was a congressman, not a senator.
Obligatory whine from eternally pessimistic fanbase: Great, now our QBs are throwing picks to the D-line, and our offense can’t even run down a 340lb lineman before he scores. I bet Vandy beats us.
With all the youth on our roster this year, we would be lucky to beat Agnes Scott.
Those guys do look pretty tough.
Nicely played, sir.
Please don’t mention that name again. Dated a girl from there and lifted so many car bumpers that a local junkyard approached me for graveyard shift. Went to Knotty Pines instead.
Off topic but today Hall of Fame punter Ray Guy was forced to sell his 3 Super Bowl rings at a bankruptcy court–ordered auction. The big question in my mind is: Will the NCAA sanction Guy for selling or will it sanction the bankruptcy judge for ordering the sale?
Anyone else concerned that Jenkins is still with the second team at this point for the most part? Maybe I am being paranoid but it seems he isn’t having the impact that was expected…yet.
Hopefully it is because Kwame is much improved and he is simply still getting a grip on our system. I am troubled by the lack of mentions about his play thus far though especially in today’s scrimmage.
Garner says he doesn’t know the plays yet. Nothings happened to him. The fella who paid his dues and was MVP for the Spring Game is ahead of him, that’s all. It’s all good.
Kwame improved himself before Spring Practice, improved more in the game and has improved so far in practice as to us wanting to see him doze a path up the middle and get relieved by John. Had your attention on John while Kwame was playing good ball, didn’t you? Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Just updating from AJC report 11/2 hrs ago: Boise St AD was let go due to NCAA sanctions.
He’s just over one week into a brand new team. Easy now.
Good grief, he rumbled 12 yds. Whats the big deal.