I seem to be getting all flushed.

Can there be anything more Dawg porn-y than this?

Junior nose guard Jonathan Jenkins had the highlight of Georgia’s morning practice Tuesday as he intercepted a pass and returned it for a touchdown.

“[Jenkins] tipped it to himself and then the big boy just rumbled down the field,” senior tight end Aron White said. “It was only about 12 yards, but a TD for a guy that size is still impressive. He kind of reminded me of that guy for the Packers [B.J. Raji] running for that touchdown.”

Excuse me, I have to go take a cold shower now.

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49 responses to “I seem to be getting all flushed.

  1. TennesseeDawg

    I’d rate it bonerific. It’d be orgasmictasic if he does it against Boise.

  2. Dboy

    Former Senator Wiener approves of this post.

  3. AthensHomerDawg

    …..let’s not get premature here.

  4. I was talking to my buddy last night about Jenkins wearing the No. 6 and he says, “What if we beat South Carolina off a p-44 Jenkins?”

  5. That’s awesome. I can’t imagine a QB or tailback wanting to tackle that coming at you. I want to hear that the inside beef is stuffing the zone read consistently.

    • Cojones

      “the inside beef is stuffing the zone” ? Please , Senator. Don’t mention the word “porn” in the same sentence as “Dawg”. Too many closets are opening. Jus’ Kiddin’.

  6. King Jericho

    Full mast!

    • Macallanlover

      Was that a blueberry, or a blue pill you had on your cereal this morning? Remember, call a nurse if the condition persists all morning (I have always preferred them to doctors for solving similar “issues”…yeah, I am playing on sexist stereotypes, I am old enough to still dream that way.)

    • King Jericho

      Thanks for the concern, gents, but I’m hoping this one last all season long ;)

      • Macallanlover

        +1 Don’t misinterpret this but I want to that ride myself.

        • Macallanlover

          Oop! No edit feature kills someone like me that always is in a hurry to stop typing and read more. Was trying to carefully word that….for obvious reasons.

        • Speaking of not wanting to ride that myself, this is how the 2012 Republican ticket reacts to the Jenkins’ interception return knowing that the SEC had been deregulated

          • Cojones

            Now, that ain’t right. She has a much more lovelier photo on the cover of Newsweek. And he looks like Weiner in drag.

          • Macallanlover

            While I cannot stand the hysterical inflections in her speaking voice, I like Michelle B. a lot as a person, and God knows we need more fiscal conservatives…..ASAP. The idiot factor is flying this plane straight in the ground. Anyone, I mean anyone, that tries to confuse the issue about spending cuts is not worth having a conversation with. You start there, and you stay there. All attempts to spin are just that, efforts to confuse a VERY simple issue.

            Doesn’t matter if it is a government, or a household, when you are in debt above your ability to repay, you cut spending. We are a very sick country, and you have to take the medicine. Never would have been ducked by politicians in the past, regardless of party affiliation.

            • NRBQ

              Yada, yada, yada.

              Football blog, Mac. STFU

              • Macallanlover

                Don’t seem to mind the Leftists taking cheap, after cheap shot. But again, facts are always aggravating to libs. If you can read at all, you might see who diverted this from football to politics, not I. But while we are at it, the polarization and weakening of the country will have a major impact on CFB (among many other things we love in this country) so perhaps it is on-point. Scary times ahead sheep.

  7. H-Town Dawg

    Damn! Let the BIG DAWG EAT!

  8. JaxDawg

    Who threw the pick?

    • Keese

      Since JJ is working on second team D it was probably Murray on 1st team O.

      You and Red, nice job..that kid won’t be writing about the Dawgs again anytime soon

      • fuelk2

        It was during drills, not a scrimmage. It could have been anyone. Not that anyone should be alarmed by Murray throwing a pick in practice, but just so you know.

  9. HVL Dawg

    Imagine the eruption at Sanford Stadium if he does that to a Garcia pass – especially if Garcia tries to tackle Big John.

  10. Factchecker

    Weiner was a congressman, not a senator.

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Obligatory whine from eternally pessimistic fanbase: Great, now our QBs are throwing picks to the D-line, and our offense can’t even run down a 340lb lineman before he scores. I bet Vandy beats us.

  12. Mayor of Dawgtown

    Off topic but today Hall of Fame punter Ray Guy was forced to sell his 3 Super Bowl rings at a bankruptcy court–ordered auction. The big question in my mind is: Will the NCAA sanction Guy for selling or will it sanction the bankruptcy judge for ordering the sale?

  13. Sanford222View

    Anyone else concerned that Jenkins is still with the second team at this point for the most part? Maybe I am being paranoid but it seems he isn’t having the impact that was expected…yet.

    Hopefully it is because Kwame is much improved and he is simply still getting a grip on our system. I am troubled by the lack of mentions about his play thus far though especially in today’s scrimmage.

    • Cojones

      Garner says he doesn’t know the plays yet. Nothings happened to him. The fella who paid his dues and was MVP for the Spring Game is ahead of him, that’s all. It’s all good.

      Kwame improved himself before Spring Practice, improved more in the game and has improved so far in practice as to us wanting to see him doze a path up the middle and get relieved by John. Had your attention on John while Kwame was playing good ball, didn’t you? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

      Just updating from AJC report 11/2 hrs ago: Boise St AD was let go due to NCAA sanctions.

  14. Bad m

    He’s just over one week into a brand new team. Easy now.

  15. Good grief, he rumbled 12 yds. Whats the big deal.