At least they’re outdoors.

Ray Drew toughs it out.

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15 responses to “At least they’re outdoors.

  1. Doug

    Hey, if frickin’ Mississippi State players can piss on our sidelines, Todd Grantham damn well oughta be able to fart on ‘em.

  2. Juan

    This is awesome. I really hope we give him a chance to GATA on Sat.

  3. Chadwick

    Drew’s gonna be fun to cover for the media guys. I hope with every fiber of my being that he is as good at smacking the qb as he is at talking. If he is, he might be the Muhammad Ali of OLB’s.

  4. Bulldog Joe

    It always smells like farts in Jacksonville.

  5. Russ

    I’d love to see this kid GATA on Saturday, and for many Saturdays to come.

  6. Shel

    That’ll preach!

  7. Farty McFartkins

    Senator, here’s your fart-tacular new URL
    http://fart.com/ymjj8v

  8. Hogbody Spradlin

    That might not be that close, depending on Grantham’s eating habits.

  9. Fart Football

    An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.”

    His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
    The old man replied, “It’s fart football!”

    A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says – “Touchdown, tie score!”

    After about five minutes the old man farts again and says – “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7!”

    Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, – “Touchdown, tie score!” Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says – “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!”

    Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

    The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”
    The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides!”

  10. Spike

    Damn son, I don’t think I would have said that. I might have thought it, but not said it.

  11. Go Dawgs!

    I’ve never been able to figure out why fart humor is so funny, but no matter how old I get, it’s still hilarious.

  12. Cojones

    This is a true statement from an old fart: Benjamin Franklin wrote a short book called “On Farting”. He was experimenting with substances that could give a pleasant scent to farts. I have the book in my possession.

    A drunk was still sitting in the bar after not drinking anything for about 30 mins. The guy next to him recoiled and asked, “Did you fart?” to which the drunk replied, “Nope.”. Moments later ,the guy asked, “Well, did you shit?” to which the drunk replied ,”Yep!”. The other guy asks, “Why didn’t you go to the bathroom?”. The drunk replied,” ‘Cause I ain’t through yet.”.