Monthly Archives: October 2011
Zen and the art of being 0-4 in the SEC East
I don’t have a clue what this is supposed to mean. Dooley: "What's the smallest room in the world? A mushroom. What's the largest room in the world? Room for improvement."— Wes Rucker (@wesrucker247) October 24, 2011 Feel free to … Continue reading
Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange
Likewise, I’m sure.
Ah, yes, here we go. Sharrif Floyd on watching Georgia – "I didn't see anything outstanding." #Dawgs #UGA #Gators— Thomas Goldkamp (@GoldkampGC) October 24, 2011
Filed under Gators, Gators..., Georgia Football
Why there’s hope in the East, in three sentences
ESPN succinctly clues you in: … The Gamecocks will have to rely on Brandon Wilds at running back from here on out. Remember, he was fifth on the depth chart coming into the season. He’d better stay healthy because the … Continue reading
Filed under 'Cock Envy
Cocktail Party drinking game
Seems àpropos, no? A few simple, yet obvious rules to follow: Every time Verne mentions that Will Muschamp is a former Bulldog, take a drink. Every time Verne mentions Muschamp’s effort to clean up his language, take a drink. Every … Continue reading
Filed under Gators, Gators..., Georgia Football
About those Florida quarterbacks…
[Editor's Note: This week, we're all going to have to indulge in a collective case of selective amnesia about a certain pesky 3-18 trend, or else there's little purpose to my posting over the next few days.] As of this … Continue reading
Filed under Gators, Gators..., Georgia Football
Monday morning buffet
What shall we nibble on this morning? Football scholarships. Sort of like the weather – lots of talk, but nobody does anything about them. “We are Nittany Lions. And we’re mounting everyone.” Gawd, I hope that becomes a football slogan … Continue reading
Dawg stat watch, Week 8
All three of the contenders in the East enjoyed a bye week, which means that Georgia remains in contention to win the play against the best team in the country sweepstakes, so the stat watch lives on. Here’s where Georgia … Continue reading
Filed under Georgia Football, Stats Geek!
SEC Power Poll, Week 8
So what did we learn this week? The same damned thing we learn every week – that LSU and Alabama are head and shoulders above the rest of the conference. If anything, the gap between those two and everyone else … Continue reading
Filed under SEC Football
There’s a reason you shouldn’t write BCS Title Game tirades in the middle of October.
It’s so you won’t look like a complete and utter dumbass when they start clearing the brush. (h/t T.H.)
Filed under Media Punditry/Foibles
Just like old times
You think Tommy Tuberville felt a little Martinez nostalgia watching game tapes of Oklahoma’s secondary? “The thing we noticed about Oklahoma was that they had not seen a passing team all year. They have seen some teams that have run … Continue reading
Filed under Big 12 Football
