Chicken soup for the Auburn fan’s soul

War Eagle!  As bad as Saturday was, at least you weren’t rooting for a Tuberville-coached team that, on the way to getting waxed by 60, managed to pull off the difficult let-the-other-team-score-on-its-own-kickoff triple axel:

That’s gotta make Bob Stoops sick to his stomach.

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16 responses to “Chicken soup for the Auburn fan’s soul

  1. TennesseeDawg

    Not enough “commitment”

  2. Tronan

    The anti-Joe Adams.

  3. Go Dawgs!

    Slow clap.

  4. Go Dawgs!

    How in the hell did that outfit beat Oklahoma? Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad they did. Having Stoops back in the BCS Championship Game is a net loss for the entire rest of the country. Still… how in the hell did that happen?

    • Russ

      We should remember that this week while we’re preparing for Kentucky. I think we pound them easily, but if we dick around, we could give Kentucky a chance. I want the game to be over by halftime, so everyone can play, a la the NMSU game.

  5. Russ

    Oh, and I love reading the Auburn boards and seeing them whine about how they were treated poorly. This from the school that turned the fire hoses on the Georgia fans.

    I love their excuse about how young they are (and they are). They have 3 SRs starting on offense, and two on defense. We have 4 SRs starting on offense and 2 on defense. So I guess the “butt-hurt” is going to continue at Auburn at least until the crack open the bank again.

    • Cojones

      We all realize that you just failed to hit a keystroke, but implied “the butt crack” really reads well.

      • Cojones

        Ain’t their bulletin bds something? And the smell reaches al the way……wha?…..paper mills? Well it goes well with the whine.

    • BulldogBen

      I too am enjoying the schadenfruede from reading their message boards.

      I also loved the pre-game threads that speak of UGA as “thugs” and “rednecks”.

      As stated before on this blogs, the lack of self-awareness by their fanbase is a sight to behold.

      45-7.

  6. Spike

    Can somebody remind Tubbs he needs a running game..

  7. W Cobb Dawg

    If the judge and jury attended this game they’ll be saying: ‘We find in the favor of the plaintiff, Mr. Leach.’

    • Dog in Fla

      Kind of reminds me of Nebraska shitcanning Frank Solich in a kinder gentler sort of way. After Tubbs ie lured away by Archie for part deux at Ole Miss (Mission: Keep La. Tech margin of victory under 20 points), Texas Tech can get Bill Callaghan, fire him, and then hire Bo Pellini away from Nebraska (if Bo hasn’t already melted down and been fired) and then they can have a running game again.