November 19, 2011 · 4:22 PM

Confession time

I want to have Jarvis Jones’ baby.

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61 Responses to Confession time

  1. ScooBoo
    November 19, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    I don’t know if I would have told that Brother!

  3. BMan
    November 19, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    You better schedule a c-section. That sumbitch is gonna come out big, fast and hell-bent on destruction.

  4. Pumpdawg
    November 19, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    Wheeww!!! Glad I ain’t the only one having that fantasy.

  5. dudetheplayer
    November 19, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    You aren’t the only one, Senator. My man crush on that dude is overwhelming.

  6. Zdawg
    November 19, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    Love the kid. Proud as hell he is a Dawg.

  7. Keese
    November 19, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    Lol, drunk blogging Senator? Jarvis is awesome and all but…

    We should load up Lane Kiffen’s email inbox thanking him for being an idiot. He gave us Dawg fans three things: Jarvis Jones, UT in shambles and Barbara/Dereck Dooley with a microphone.

    How in the hell was Jarvis left off the Butkus award as a finalist?

    • Scott W.
      November 19, 2011 at 8:22 PM

      Dock one. Barbara Dooley has had a microphone due to Paul Finebaum long before Kiffin knew where Tennessee was.

  8. The Life of Reilly
    November 19, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    Just like Bobo in the presser after the game today: The Senator “ain’t apologizing for nothing”.

    • AusDawg85
      November 19, 2011 at 7:22 PM

      It dawns on me that the Senator’s predictions have been really good. And you never see him and Mark Richt at the same time. And he posted the photo from the field the other week. Sayyyyyyyyy…wait a minute….

      The Senator is Bobo!!! I blame the Senator!!11!!!

  9. wnc dawg
    November 19, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    Not if I spot him post game first.

  10. Keese
    November 19, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    Lol…….. I’m imagining that baby would be the reincarnation of Ted Nugent. Middle finger up, strumming umbilical cord

  11. D.N. Nation
    November 19, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    Our defense is so, so good. And it looks like the special teams have gotten their sea legs back.

    The offense, well…hey, our defense is so, so good.

    • Bevo
      November 19, 2011 at 8:02 PM

      My thoughts exactly. We took some steps forward on offense since 0-2, but Kentucky was a big step back.

      I just hope today’s offensive woes get the team in the right frame of mind to destroy Tech.

  12. zdub
    November 19, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    And to top it off he told Radi Nabulsi after the game that he was definitely coming back next year. YEAH BOI!!!

  13. Marshall
    November 19, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    He’s a beast. Great comments by everyone!

    And something needs to be done about the student section…that was pathetic. Take away tickets, go with a more stringent attendance policy–whatever. But something needs to be done.

    • The Life of Reilly
      November 19, 2011 at 7:14 PM

      The students that did attend sounded louder and more excited about the game than the rest of the fans in the attendance.

    • CPADawg
      November 19, 2011 at 7:40 PM

      Take away tickets, go with a more stringent attendance policy–whatever.

      Believe it or not, these things are the cause and not the solution. Back in the day, students had tickets that found their way to the open market for recent alumni. Now, that’s not an option.

      • HVL Dawg
        November 19, 2011 at 8:37 PM

        McGarity needs to put the band back in the student section where it belongs– and get the correct G painted at the 5 yard line.

        Congratulations seniors!

        Go Dawgs!

      • Marshall
        November 19, 2011 at 9:29 PM

        That’s a very good point.

      • The Big Lebowski
        November 20, 2011 at 3:16 AM

        My sister’s a freshman. She missed today’s game because she wanted to get home for Thanksgiving break. From what she told me, that’s the reason many of the students in the dorms didn’t go to the game. Had she been able to give me her ticket she would have. I’m a recent alum, and I don’t have money to donate, but I could afford to drive up to Athens at least for the day.

        • Here's a thought...
          November 20, 2011 at 9:14 AM

          Did it ever occur to anyone that the reason the student section looks empty is because they sit in the lower level seats? Once you’re in the game you’re in. Seats are fairly Gen Admin. This applies to most games.

  14. Greg
    November 19, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    Lane Kiffen…the gift that keeps on giving! JJ is the best defensive player we have had since DP. He is an absolute beast. For the 1st time in years I look forward to our defense being on the field. Add in AO…and good lord. Just Beasts!!!

  15. dawgfan17
    November 19, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    Better idea genetic engineering, cross Ogletree’s DNA with Jones. That would be one bad mutha…

  16. Scott
    November 19, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    Scoring Defense
    Alabama = 8.45 points per game
    LSU = 10.7 points per game
    Georgia 17.8 points per game
    Okahoma State = 27.3 points per game

    Glad Ok. State went down last night. They had no business being in the BCS title game after giving up 300 points on defense with Oklahoma still to play.

  17. Zdawg
    November 19, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Richt should of saved some of that post game kiss with his wife for Jarvis.

  18. Aristoggle
    November 19, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Jarvis Jones = Honey Badger

  19. cousin eddie
    November 19, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    He must be sterile, he has been raping SEC linemen all year and none of the are preggo yet.
    John Brantley isn’t preg yet, Jones laided him all day long. So I’m going with him being sterile.

  20. X-Dawg
    November 19, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Let Cootie be the mid-wife. What a special teams beast!

  21. David
    November 19, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    Watching the ut vandy game. Another dirty vandy chop block. Really find vandy disgusting. Coach Franklin really teaching some dirty play – or at least tolerating it. Serves vandy right to lose this one.

    That stuff causes career ending injuries and is absolutely unacceptable. Grantham had every right to be angry after the same garbage in our game.

    • dawgfan17
      November 19, 2011 at 8:58 PM

      I hope that lose tonight and that wake crushes them next week to keep them out of a bowl.

      • David
        November 19, 2011 at 9:08 PM

        Agree and I grew up a vandy fan as a kid. Never thought I’d want to see ut beat them. But Franklin is a punk.

        • WF dawg
          November 19, 2011 at 10:37 PM

          Did you guys see Franklin at the end of the game stomping and shoving his way around? Much as I hate to see UT win, watching Franklin lose is grade A schadenfruede. That guy’s a punk.

          • BMan
            November 19, 2011 at 10:47 PM

            Franklin’s a prick. To quote Doc Holliday in Tombstone, “I’m sure of it, I hate him.”

          • Mayor of Dawgtown
            November 19, 2011 at 10:50 PM

            I don’t like Vandy any more than you do. I hate UT though. Franklin had a point about how the game ended. The TV replay showed that the UT player who intercepted the ball did not have a knee down but you could hear that the whistle had blown. Also, the replay clearly showed that one of the refs was waving his arms and acting like he was spotting where the ball was down. That ref had a whistle in his mouth, too. I think that was the ref who blew the play dead. It looked to me like all the Vandy players relaxed after that, too. I don’t know if a Vandy player could have run down the UT player or not but the rule is that if the whistle blows that is the end of the play. “Inadvertent Whistle” is the term. Guess which crew of refs–no not Penn Wagers’ crew. It was Marc Curles’ crew which is actually worse than Wagers’ crowd. Curles lied and said there was no whistle blown. The replay sound clearly demonstrates that the whistle did blow. Another Marc Curles special. How does the SEC justify keeping him around. I hope this gets him fired.

            • ChicagoDawg
              November 19, 2011 at 11:01 PM

              Yep, UT obviously deserved to win on the merits of the play. Clearly and interception and he did not touch knee to ground. However, the side judge clearly was blowing his whistle, waving his arm and marking the spot of the play. Curles telling a national audience and 100k people that there was no signal or whistle ending the play……and the side judge allowing him to say it…..and the replay officials not correcting him, show the incompetence of SEC officiating in full relief. Incompenence and lack of integrity make for a powerful combination of crappy of officiating that has become a signature of the conference.

              • jdjrip
                November 20, 2011 at 9:33 AM

                Dude,if there were 100 k people in those stands I’ll have sex with JJ and I really really don’t want to do that. Did you see how empty the top of Neyland was. This is their Ga/Ga Tech where the hell was everyone. I never viewed Tenn fans a fair weather fans but apparently they are

            • David
              November 19, 2011 at 11:27 PM

              Agree it was another Curles crew blown call. But the inadvertent whistle would have also been a blown piece of mechanics. They just suck

              Dooley was due a break on one of these. And Franklin was running around like a crybaby prick. He’s gonna blow one of these days. He might want to avoid doing so in knoxvegas though.

  22. Chuck
    November 19, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Damn, dude.

    Just remember: “The rose goes in front, big guy.”

  23. David
    November 19, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    Actually cheered for da’rick when he caught that one.

  24. BeatTech
    November 19, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    Senator, y’alls kid is going to be one badass blogger!

  25. Puffdawg
    November 19, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    Sports and Grits called. They turned in their fancard. Start blog. Check. Push firing Richt. Check. Fail. Check. go home fellers.

  26. ericdawg
    November 19, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    Franklin just needs to receive some lessons from Tonya Harding’s ex-husband. LOL

  27. BMan
    November 19, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    In other news, the USC-Oregon game is pretty entertaining. And the Oklahoma defense is playing like they’ve got two thumbs up their collective arse.

  28. BulldogBen
    November 20, 2011 at 2:13 AM

    Days like today are why I keep coming back to this silly little game played by kids almost half my age in some cases.

    For any real Dawg fan on here, days like today are why we suffer through all the down years, bad coaches, prima donna players, and general NCAA bullshit/money grabbing.

    Cheers to the Seniors!!! SEC East Champs!

    Suck it SEC East. I hope it goes down bitter.

    • Junkyard Dawg '00
      November 20, 2011 at 8:20 AM

      And the entire SEC and College Football world can suck it two weeks from now when we beat Whomever… I for one, am glad we had to win an ugly one against KenSucky. Now, no one will give us a chance in the SECCG. I can’t wait to see the “experts” mouths gaping open and that stupid dumb founded look on their collective faces as we celebrate what they say will never happen. I mean how can we win that game? We haven’t played anyone, we barely beat Vandy, Florida, and Kentucky and blah blah blah…

  29. TXDawg
    November 20, 2011 at 2:47 AM

    Ga Southern scored 15 more on Saban than LSU. Bear Bryant had a lull before he became a legend. Good for you Richt. Discipline. Grantham. This ain’t high school and college roomates. Herschel Walker. Make us proud. Erk Russell. BVG. Junkyard. Punch Paul Johnson in the mouth. Hunker down hairy dawgs. Go you silver britches.

  30. Scorpio Jones, III
    November 20, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    We are all ignoring the big question: Who ceded ownership of the UGA brand to the Seiler family? Their ineptitude at mascot selection could very well have gotten a great coach fired.

    It is time mascot selection was decided on the field.

    KEEP RUSS!!!!!!!!,KEEP RUSS!!!!!!!!,KEEP RUSS!!!!!!!!,KEEP RUSS!!!!!!!!