If this isn’t child abuse, they ought to change the law.
… Her son’s name says it all: Spurrier Urban Wiley, a name that honors two of the schools greatest football coaches.
“My husband and I got married in 1996, when Spurrier won the championships,” she said, “and then we conceived in 2006 when Urban Meyer won the championship.”
It was a seemingly perfect fit for these Florida fanatics, until now. So mom’s ready for a change.
“I want to change his middle name,” she said.
And if this kid hasn’t suffered enough already…
… Wiley’s husband isn’t on board with the change, and she said she won’t officially change her son’s name unless her husband agrees.
If he does, she’s thinking Tim after Tim Tebow, the great Gator quarterback who is becoming a star in the NFL.
No word on whether Spur sports a mullet and jorts. Yet.
(h/t Graham Watson)