First day on the job and no orange? (Todd Van Emst photo)
So, VanGorder’s getting Kirby Smart money at Auburn. (Just wait ’til Todd Grantham’s agent gets wind of that.)
That kind of money will make a man say all kind of crazy things.
“I think Auburn has a lot of great things to present to a young man,” he said. “I look forward to being honest and up front about the opportunity that a young man has here at Auburn and what we think we can do in terms of their development.”
I keed, I keed, Tigers fans. But seriously, this?
It’s been awhile since Brian VanGorder recruited around the SEC, but that doesn’t mean Auburn’s new defensive coordinator is out of touch.
Indeed, says he’ll be wiser when he begins to visit recruits in their homes Friday.
That would definitely be a new leaf turned.
Not really sure any of that matters much. He’s not being paid a bunch more than Roof to be all warm and fuzzy with recruits’ mommas anyway.
With that coif and ‘stache dude is clearly rocking’ some serious 70s porn-star chic.
He looks like a blend of Charles Bronson, Matthew McConaughey, and the principal in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”
Good DC, though.
Rooney!!!
Rooney!!! is sent to the principal’s office for failure to update
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BVG=one ugly dude, made even uglier by Aubrun colors.
Holy crap its my long lost brother … except he goes after high school boys.
Um perhaps, I could have worded that more eloquently.
There is a little bit of Uncle Rico in the woodpile, too.
Hahaha…I was thinking the same thing. Going all Dirk Diggler on the recruiting trail. Nice.
Kirk Diggler….could not remember the name….even BVG may be smarter than Kirk Diggler even if BVG is his twin.
Beat me to it, seriously looks deranged. As a parent would have serious doubts about even letting this man into my house let alone turning my son over to him for 4 years.
His lack of eyebrows is what’s freaking me out.
$850K? That’ll buy a LOT of V05.
Haha.
nice
Brian will also be a spokesman for http://www.pornstache.com/
where you can always Get Your Pornstache On! to have a distinct schematic advantage and where Insufficient Pornstache is never a problem
I am envisioning his rockin’ orange bell bottoms (to move ahead in the arms race w/ SOD), a blue and white satin dress shirt (with only the bottom 3 buttons used), a gold rope chain w/ ramhorn charm and of course platform shoes. This ensemble coupled with Tropper’s frenetic towel waving should make for an interesting sidelines on the Plains the fall.
That’s an awesome vision. You could even add the ghost of Bob Crane dancing to a medley of MC Hammer tunes on the sideline of the loveliest Village on the Plains
Everybody’s making jokes here but there is no way that this is a good development for the University of Georgia. BRING BACK TED ROOF!!!!!
I agree! This is nothing but bad news for the Dawgs. Think BVG wants to beat his form team into submission? Someone has already said this, but…Who wins the battle between Bobo and BVG? I know where I am putting my money.
Grantham.
I’m sorry but someone needs to say it. Bobo is a good QB coach but OC? No way. End of game epic fails for the past 2 season ought to be enough proof. If UGA is going to take the next step and contend again with Bama, LSU and, yes, Arkansas (which now has by-passed the Dawgs in the SEC) we need an upgrade at OC. Steal one from the NFL like we did with Grantham as DC.
I agree, but CMR will not get rid of Bobo. And I have bought into the “Bobo is calling Richt’s plays” idea. I do believe someone else is capable of mixing up those calls to tad to produce a more effective offense. However, this pro style offense is rendered useless without an O-line.
Don’t believe he will be on the plains to long, to many HC Vacancies coming up next year. dd in knox will be run out of town faster than slime ball slipped out. The Visor will be looking to retire with ncaa sanctions coming his way and lattimore being gone….. BVG is just there for a short while and probably already telling future recruits to hold off and follow me… LOL. Cheezy will be havin to replace another dc next year.
Senator, you should have opened this up for this crazy lot to add captions. I mean, come on! Look at him. I can hear the interal monologue right now…..”Well $h!t, never saw this coming. Oh well, suck it up and face the redneck revolution”
Let me have first crack at the photo caption from bvg:
“Everybody’s making jokes here but there is no way that this is a good development for the University of Georgia.”
True, but it is a worse development for the University of Alabama. They have other stuff going on and don’t realize it yet.
Kirby’s going to grow a pornstache?
That would be an even worse development for Mrs. Smart.
She has other things going on and does not realize it yet.
i mean stuff
Or, how about “You guys are soooo screwed and just don’t know it yet! At least half of you will quit, the other half I will get rid of. that leaves me with…..oh wait, damn!”
The dude can coach.
What does coaching ability have to do with anything? This thread has gone down a different road entirely. This is all about AU hiring an extra from the movie set of Boogie Nights as their new DC.
Yessir, right up there with Erk, Chief and Nick Saban.
A legend in his own Brlycream.
Think he will last a year in Awbun?
With that hair he better be more worried about the couch…
Man, that hair is jet black. Get a grip on the hair dye dude.
Wow! That is One Bad Rug on top of his head. Didn’t somebody warn him bout that thang.
“I like those college girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age”
He looks like James Edward Olmos, circa his Miami Vice days.
Maybe he’s going to teach the D Calculus.
Good “Stand and Deliver” reference.
How do I reach these keeeeedz?…..
Curious if he’ll be able to jump back into the college game where he left off. The game has changed and from what i can tell he didn’t exactly set the pro world on fire. I admit though, it’s not a bad choice on paper for Auburn. I’m certainly going to be looking at that game a lot differently.
Channeling his inner Muschamp: “Truth is I just landed at Georgia. I never wanted to coach at Georgia, that’s just who offered. My first choice was Florida, errr, Auburn…”
What did BVG make with the Falcons?
First round exits.
ouch
$1 million/year, supposedly.
Off the subject, but I did notice the Cabela’s ad. Nicely played Senator!
The magic of google ads Ugly…they know your every step.
Hey look! an add for $5 off Tanqueray!! Later!
The ads you see are uniquely tailored to your interested based on your browsing history that is captured by your cookies. If you see a Cabela’s ad, it is safe to say that you frequent sites that contain an outdoors or sportsman theme. As an example, if Willie Martinez were to sign on, he would see Monster.com. And of course, BVG sees prophylactics and lubricants.
+ 1 billion! Spit coffee all over myself. Well played, sir.
Delete your cookies daily and it severly limits Big Brother from knowing your surfing habits
“I think Auburn has a lot of great things to present to a young man,” he said.
Translated: “What will it take for your son to come here? A ‘No interest/No principal’ BB&T mortgage? A ‘donation’ to your business or church? A few pulls at our special ATMs slot machines in Shorter? Or just straight up hush money cash assistance from the Chette Williams ‘ministries’?”
“I look forward to being honest and up front about the opportunity that a young man has here at Auburn and what we think we can do in terms of their development.”
Translated: “If you can maintain your spot on the two-deep for four years, you can enjoy all the privileges of being an honored member of the Auburn family.” “You can focus completely on developing your football skills with no outside distractions such as taking tests, going to class, going to the NFL, handling financial obligations, or doing time for your transgressions.” “We will be ‘All-In’ for you here at The University of Auburn University.”
Rodney Garner knows why UGA got that great class last year.
Cool story, bro. Project much?
Auburn fans need to HTFU…bad. Talk talk talk talk talk…then when it is their turn to hear it they cry.
War Damn Vagina!
Wow, such thin skin. We all realize we live in glass houses man, so chill out. Besides, I don’t know if Garner is smart enough to know he can funnel the money through chruches. If any Colege in the SEC was going to corner the market in that, you’d think it would be Richt’s team!
Man, I gotta lay off the early morning hits. I meant “churches” and “College”
‘So simple, even a caveman could do it’.
I have to say he must not have taken the job for the money. Malzon made $1 mill. plus a year , so the money is there. Daddy Kiffen made $1 mill plus at UT coming from the NFL as a DC, so the precedence is there.
Hmmmm.