An Ohio State fan has sent an e-mail to Mark Emmert with a link to my post yesterday about Justin Taylor. I expect to hear the thwop-thwop-thwop of black helicopters outside my window any time now.
Filed under The Blogosphere, The NCAA
You better get ready, dude, the NCAA can investigate ANYTHING….
Do you need to hire counsel?
Anything to get the onus off us poor, mistreated OSU fans!
I read through that post twice, and I didn’t see your free coupon for a tattoo. I thought everyone that helped out the Buckeyes got a free tattoo?
Just about blew milk out my nose on that one!
Milk at 10:47 AM??? I thought it was beer:30
Who knew John Cooper read your blog?
The blogger’s name was The Vest-er.Had to be Tressel.
If this gets you a face to face with Mr. Emmert, do us a favor. Punch him in the throat for AJ.
If given a choice of destination when extracted for rendition, pick Guantanamo rather than a black site. The weather in Cuba is lovely this time of year. And don’t forget your helmet
The beaches are overrated, the Tarpon fishing is excellent, but Camp x-ray is no Club Med. Oh and they let you pray there 5 times a day if you really want to.
The Camp concierges even help the guests assume the prayer position (BYOR) on check-in with disorientation about the precise location of Mecca
Wait a minute! These guys are wearing orange garbage bags and getting a physical exam? “Bend Over and Cough” just went into another mode.
Pretty sure Saban is going to have you or someone close to you killed, aborted, or mangled. Buy some life insurance, quick.
Did said fan attach a thank-you note for by-passing lack of institutional control and slapping OSU on the wrist?
“It’s ok to lie to the NCAA if you were simply negligent in researching your data, monitoring the number of cars driven by your star players, or the amount of equipment walking out of your facility and onto Ebay. But waiting until January to tell a kid he has to grey-shirt? Inexcusable.”
I love OSU fans. I can’t wait for them to start defending Urban’s pot policy.
They’re going to need a bigger DMZ
That (blogpost) wasn’t right. It was a bad deal. And it will forever be in the mind of Nick Saban and in the mind of our football team. … And it’s going to be a big deal.”
Guessing that Saint Urban is going to love letting the NCAA know where all of the bodies are buried in the SEC swamps.
Now that boys is something to think about….especially you toilet paper fetishists down at Awbun.
What’s the SOL on NCAA violations?
“In the minds of Urban Meyer, that can not be allowed to continue.”
“These schools play roulette with the lives of talented young people. If they run out of scholarships, too bad. The letter-of-intent signed by the university the previous February is voided. Technically, it’s legal to do this. Morally, it is reprehensible.” — Florida president Bernie Machen
I think the ‘Illuminati’ maybe involved with this?
So who’s the conspiratorial organization which is alleged to mastermind these oversigning events and control the college football world?
They’re on a boat
Hurry Senator. still room in the bunker. I have an extra foil cap for you. Bring your own string beans.
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