There’s so much entitlement in this story it makes my head hurt.
Understatement, for the win:
Evan went so far as to reportedly commit to Tennessee as an eighth grader. That commitment later proved premature.
Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Recruiting
Apparently, Bobra forgot to warn SOD about the web. Listen, I don’t much care what SOD does, I’m just glad the operation in Athens seems a little more polished.
I’ve got a huge third grader with tree-like thighs, long arms and a mean disposition who’s looking to commit this year. He hasn’t played a down of ball, but he’ll sign for a big bag of Legos.
Saban will sign a piece of paper that says he’ll have a scholarship.
Hasn’t played a down but looks to have GREAT potential you say? With apologies he sounds like a tech recruit…
Shhhh! You might wake SOD up.
Opportunity is under there.
Man! How are those proud Rocket Toppers going to spin this? How would you like to be donating to their funds and cringing while waiting for the next miss-ile.
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