Name that caption: and from the other school in Alabama…

I don’t think I’ve ever done these on back-to-back days, but it’s hard to resist low-hanging fruit like this:

I have no doubt that any words you’d care to put in Dr. Lou’s mouth would be infinitely more interesting than whatever he actually had to say.

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17 responses to “Name that caption: and from the other school in Alabama…

  1. ScoutDawg

    Notre Dame WILL win the NC this year, you heard it here first.

  2. Hogbody Spradlin

    I don’t know what words to put in senescent Lou’s mouth, but that Augusta National cap is being defiled two ways.

  3. Skeeter

    Boyths, thy hoth thapt thamera izf wather-poofth!

  4. DR Lou, speaking to reporters before performing the worlds first lip to sabanrectum fusion surgery.

  5. Cojones

    I was just standing around with my hands in my pockets after setting up the tables for the Coaches Conference dinner in the gym. We have three other guys in the janitor’s group who look more like Holtz than I do.

  6. 69Dawg

    I guarantee William & Mary, NC State, Arkansas, Notre Dame and South Carolina will win all their games and beat the spread.

  7. Hobnail_Boot

    I knew they’d slap a Masters logo on just about anything, but condoms??

  8. scrambledawg

    Men, let me tell you something. The Alabama University Crimson Tigers are one heckuva football team. That kid at quarterback, BJ McCormick, is one heckuva ballplayer. They’ll beat every team they play by at least 20 points until they play the University of Notre Dame in the title game.

  9. Bulldog Joe

    “Let me tell you men thith. Tiger Woodth WILL win here thith weekend.”

    “Uhh, Lou…”

    “Forget it. He’s rolling.”

  10. Frog

    That’s not an official Masters hat. It’s a fake he got from the same street vendor that sold him the fake Braves jacket he’s also wearing.

  11. Spike

    There is no accounting for taste.

  12. Comin' Down The Track

    There’s a Scarlet Letter/Cheating at football joke in there somewhere that I cannot, for the life of me, seem to dig out.

  13. Ken

    Lout Holtz speaks to a gang of ESPN reporters, as no one else gives a s&*t what he says