This is awesome on so many levels.
Updyke jury exchange. DA asks woman if being wiccan could affect her judgment in case. "I do love trees, but I can definitely be impartial."—
John Zenor (@jzenor) June 20, 2012
How many Wiccans do you suppose live in the state of Alabama? And of those, how many admit it in public?
I hope she gets on the jury, and then goes on Pawl’s show post trial.
I’d say if the former happens, the latter is a given.
//SHE’S A WITCH PAWWWWWWWWL! BURN HER!
“THROW HER IN THE CHATTAHOOCHEE, PAWL, AND SEE IF SHE FLOATS!”
Or, you could just see if she weighs the same as a duck…
There may by now be a covey of covens in the greater metropolitan Auburn area -
Comment by Nancy Dunn Crosby on July 5, 2011 at 8:53pm
“Anyone interested in starting a traditional coven in the Auburn Area?”
http://www.wiccantogether.com/group/wiccansinalabama
“Greater metropolitan Auburn area” is a contradiction of terms. If you include the cows, sheep and exploding dog studies, then you might be onto something.
Would it help if she were teh gay?
Q:”I’m lesbian and Wiccan, my parents are Straight and Christian. Do They have power of attorney over my remains, or does my life partner?”
A: “blah blah blah was away for the weekend.”
Response: “Thx so much for your answer. No need to apologize. I undestand completely. I live in Alabama.”
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Funerals-1739/m-lesbian-Wiccan-parents.htm
dont forget meth labs. Lee County is chock full of trailer/meth labs.
No problem, how many people in the third world (Alabama) can even spell Wiccan? Just don’t say witch and the rest of the Jury won’t have a clue. By the way, lots of women there look like witches.
Are they the folks that sell the homemade jelly and ride around in wagons?
That’s right BD. You got it.
You knew my Mom?
Oh, No! Are we all Little Children of the Homemade Jelly Wagon?
It’s a college town. She probably works in either the environmental science or womyn’s studies department.
(also, … Really? Someone from Georgia poking fun at Alabama?)
Um, yes, and unless you’ve never left the state of Alabama you’re an absolute dumbfuck if you don’t think we have room to do so.
Nice. Getting right to the personal insults.
Although I don’t live in Alabama, I have family in Alabama and Georgia. Atlanta is great – but I wouldn’t hitch my wagon to the idea that Atlanta es un petit Paris.
WarD, you got it wrong. Atlanta is a big Paris, TEXAS.
I noticed that you let the “absolute dumbfuck” comment slide.
You’re using the term “town” loosely.
You’re using the term “loosely” incorrectly.
Now you’re using the term “incorrectly” incorrectly.
Stop that…. why poor mouth us EHS people?
DA stands for dumb ass, right?
Legal question: An Alabama man and an Alabama woman cross the state line into Georgia where they get married. They live together in Georgia for 7 years. They then get divorced. Are they still cousins?
Mayor, quit publicizing your family problems on our favorite blog.
It’s a legitimate question.
But it’s YOUR dog…
+1
Things are so slow in Alabama, when you cross the state line you have to turn your watch back one hour.
I went to college in Georgia. There are more redneck idiots in GA than in Bama, and it is not even close.
That’s not very objective of you.
Sure. Everyone believes your analysis.
“Objective Bama Fan”…isn’t that an oxymoron?
I agree with the “moron” part.
Wow. Really? Are we resorting to personal attacks on anonymous folks on the internet.
Sorry. It was meant to be a joke–a play on words about the “oxymoron” thing. I did not mean to offend. FWIT there are a lot of redneck idiots in Georgia. Most of them are friends of mine.
Wow. Really? Are we upset over that.
If we’re going on pure numbers, yes, GA just has more people in general. Now, as a percentage of population, I think the Bammers have us beat.
Well, if you feel that way and went to college in Georgia, then you ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Great school, awful town. I will admit the closer to ATL you are, the less rednecks idiots you encounter. I went to school in Macon, and that is a third world country.
Macon would be Paris if it was west of the state line.
Macon would be Columbia if it was east of the state line.
Paris would be Macon if it were in Georgia.
Well,
Rome is Rome, and Cairo is Cairo.
Watch that Cairo talk, Stanfill knows where you live.
Yeah, but Bill lives in Albany now. And Athens is in Athens.
I feel a little empathy for Harvey. Sure, what he did was extremely idiotic and sophomoric, and he really got stupid after the arrest and did interviews. Having him as a client would even make a corporate lawyer crazy. But I really don’t think he should go to jail for 19 years. He should do some time because of how stupid he was, but not 19 years. I have had clients that murdered people (not trees) get a lot less than that.
As an attorney I’m sure you understand the idea. Ehind such a large sentence. You are dealing with 2 irrational fan bases and not making an example of this a**hole would only set the presidency that as long as you didn’t harm a person physically, you can get off with a light sentence.
You need to get in touch with your inner being. How can you not feel sadness over this loss…………….
“I Tthink that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth’s flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree. ”
P.S. Updyke = Satan?
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Did you write that yourself? You have really motivated me now. I’m going to strike Updyke with a bolt of lightning.
Even if she said she couldn’t be impartial, that still doesn’t tell you which side she comes down on. Maybe she thinks Mr. Updyke’s alleged actions were justified since the death of those trees will likely save the lives of countless other trees going forward due to Barners not wasting all that TP.
What do you mean “wasting all that TP”? What else would they use it for at Auburn?
I may try that Wiccan thing the next time I get called up. They won’t let me use too old yet.