July 19, 2012 · 4:21 PM

Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.

This, my friends, is the ultimate “Nick Saban doesn’t have time for this shit” story.

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18 Responses to Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.

  1. Brandon Priddy
    July 19, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    You know we could just move this damn thing to Nashville and avoid all the Bamar idiocy.

  2. JAXDAWG
    July 19, 2012 at 5:07 PM

    I try to allow the “just hate them on Saturday” thing to resonate with me, and perhaps it does with most teams, except for Florida.

    • Bulldawg165
      July 19, 2012 at 5:13 PM

      I hate Auburn too. The funny thing is that I actually used to consider Auburn a friendly rival until all that crap with Nick Fairley a few years ago. Still makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it.

  3. TennesseeDawg
    July 19, 2012 at 5:16 PM

    Media still wonders if Saban sits down to pee.

  4. Dog in Fla
    July 19, 2012 at 6:11 PM

    “Media members couldn’t enter the bathroom at SEC Media Days while Saban relieved himself, accompanied inside by Alabama coordinator of athletic relations Cedric Burns.”

    Cedric thinks this is bad duty. He had to make these guys wait in line too

    http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/Alabama/sabantheusualsuspects.jpg

  5. Is it September yet?
    July 19, 2012 at 7:01 PM

    He had to change his tampon

  6. Will Trane
    July 19, 2012 at 8:31 PM

    Solomon gets paid to write stuff like that for a paper. And Chip Towers and company could have held their urine for days if they had a chance to ask CMR about Crowell and discipline. No way Chip Towers and other writers were waiting outside to stand next to a urinal with Saban, but then maybe they were so they could write an article about manhood and sports.

    I have a friend who is a doctor. This is a saying he has from time to time., “stupid people should not breath.” Those kind of writers remind me of tht saying. Sports writers are about as low of a line of work you can do. Now if I advertised with the Birmingham News or the AJC and kept seeing that kind of stuff, I stop the checks.

    When was the last time you read a decent article from a sports writer covering the SEC. But then again it is not confined to the SEC. See WSJ article about Penn State and Duke.

    Saban may not be able to walk on water, but he can flush it. Don’t think Bear Bryant would have give a damn..

  7. E dawg
    July 19, 2012 at 9:08 PM

    Saban has a little pecker

    • Cojones
      July 20, 2012 at 11:28 AM

      Don’t be making any remarks about ole fart’s dicks, you young happy fart. Us older guys hear that he fills a #2 vacuum test tube pretty good. Why don’t you compare lengths of ball sacks, you little snot. :)

  8. Spike
    July 20, 2012 at 7:18 AM

    He better be glad there were no Dolphin fans in the crapper when he went in.

  9. jdrip
    July 20, 2012 at 8:12 AM

    New headline ,”Nick Saban needs time for this shit”

  10. Is it September yet?
    July 20, 2012 at 8:45 AM

    Saban has no time TO shit.

  11. Scorpio Jones, III
    July 20, 2012 at 9:31 AM

    I don’t have time for this shit.

  12. AusDawg85
    July 20, 2012 at 9:57 AM

    “Saban was asked today if, in the wake of the Penn State scandal and Mike Slive’s words of caution, Saban has too much power at Alabama. “It’s not true, if that’s the perception,” Saban said, citing his respect for Alabama’s chancellor and athletics director.”

    He was then quickly whisked away in his chauffeured SUV with full state trooper escort while Bama’s AD was seen walking to the remote parking lot to drive his Ford Focus home.