July 21, 2012 · 7:43 AM

Name that caption: Saban better have time for this shit.

This young lady may be the most intense autograph seeker I’ve ever seen.  And considering the prey she’s stalking, that’s pretty fearless.

photo via Landov

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34 Responses to Name that caption: Saban better have time for this shit.

  1. Spike
    July 21, 2012 at 7:50 AM

    MMMM… Me loves some sharpie…

  2. Hogbody Spradlin
    July 21, 2012 at 8:07 AM

    Who are the guys behind Saban? They remind me of Secret Service.

    Saban looks pretty good in a 42 short poplin suit.

  3. Dog in Fla
    July 21, 2012 at 8:07 AM

    Eyes rolled back in head, Blondie prepares for attack

    • CoastToCoast
      July 21, 2012 at 3:23 PM

      And, you know, the thing about a Bammer… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he tackles ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The pocket turns crimson and white, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip your quarterback to pieces. You know by the end of that first half, lost thirty points. I don’t know how many Bammers, maybe a thousand in the backfield.

  4. Spike
    July 21, 2012 at 8:18 AM

    Are those Tech dorks with the “One” hats?

  5. Scott W.
    July 21, 2012 at 8:19 AM

    She’s trying to apply for the bathroom attendant job.

  6. ScooBoo
    July 21, 2012 at 8:20 AM

    Blondie Bludgeon, regional MMA Champion, prepares to get an autograph from Nick Saban to add to her Kristen Saban shrine.

  7. Russell Moody
    July 21, 2012 at 8:21 AM

    This Sharpie taste better than my last Marlboro! Roll Tide

  8. Hunkered Down
    July 21, 2012 at 9:09 AM

    He glued that sharpie in my mouth to keep me from revealing that he’s ……….

  9. britishbulldog
    July 21, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    When I hold it like this, no one knows I’m huffin my sharpie!

  10. jax
    July 21, 2012 at 9:27 AM

    I can’t help but notice that all this commotion about Saban reminds me of a movie I’ve seen several times. All programs go through stretches of great success and all eventually come back to the pack, to the norm, revert to the statistical mean, etc. Alabama, and Nick Saban, are no different. You never know which catalyst will turn the tide, so to speak, but rest assured that something or several things will happen that cause a reversal in Alabama’s fortunes. Just when you think things will go on forever, they suddenly change. It happened with USC, Florida, and Nebraska and it will happen at AL.

    Like I always say, enjoy it while it lasts b/c it never does.

  11. Comin' Down The Track
    July 21, 2012 at 9:33 AM

    Ohhhh… you’ll eat my chicken… you will.

  12. Cousin Eddie
    July 21, 2012 at 10:48 AM

    Gotta get this lid off before he gets here becuase Saban doesn’t have time for that sh…..

  13. Nahila
    July 21, 2012 at 11:02 AM

    No, she is determined to ask him just how he is going to get down to 85 scholarships.

  14. AthensHomerDawg
    July 21, 2012 at 11:24 AM

    Will you sign my Harley?

  15. TennesseeDawg
    July 21, 2012 at 12:08 PM

    Ok, there is at least one person allowed in the bathroom while Saban is in there.

  16. Frank Griffin
    July 21, 2012 at 1:33 PM

    First my ##$@%& football goes flat, now the ##@%& lid won’t come off, and even barefooted I’m gonna be taller than him!

  17. JC
    July 21, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    She’s probably thinking, “Love that suit. It must have been a bitch to get a 12 Dwarf.”

  18. shane#1
    July 21, 2012 at 3:08 PM

    Hey look everybody, I’m Ian Anderson!

  19. Is it September yet?
    July 21, 2012 at 6:26 PM

    It’s actually Kristen Saban and she is stressing that Daddy may not sign the check to pay her lawyer.

  20. Aligator
    July 21, 2012 at 9:48 PM

    Looking at my Gucci it’s about that time ….

  21. shane#1
    July 21, 2012 at 10:46 PM

    No matter how good looking a woman is some guy some where doesn’t have time for her shit.

  22. Dawg19
    July 22, 2012 at 1:00 AM

    “Does this pen make me look fat?”

  23. Macallanlover
    July 22, 2012 at 11:39 PM

    Heard he was a pencil-dick, this could be a step up.

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  25. TDawg
    July 23, 2012 at 6:12 PM

    Get off my foot, Bitch, thats Nick “Mutha Effin” Saban!!!