I think I’m just going to get out of the way on this one and let y’all have at it.
Big dan imman is back at uga as grad asst. dressed in all black today. I'm sure he'll be warm. http://t.co/fw7syw1c— David Ching (@ESPNChing) August 02, 2012
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“Alright – let’s get this false start clinic started!”
I noticed that he was back in the media guide and immediately thought – false start clinic. He will be teaching all those young pups we’ll have up front how to commit back breaking false start penalties at the exact worst time.
“Hey can one of you freshmen drop me off at Nowhere Bar after we’re done?”
Now the really artful holding and personal foul penalties occur AWAY from the action on the field…
Does he have any eligibility left? Jus’sayin
Front and center, maggots!
Care if we dance with your dates?
Unless they hire Max Jean Giles as assistant to the grad assistant, Dan’s gonna struggle
Since I already gave a +1 to somebody, I’ll have to give you a +1000 to properly get my point across.
“Get it right, knuckleheads (what coaches call their players). Don’t make me be late to Beauregards.” Good lord, what a large piece of humanity he is…
For the young and uneducated who don’t remember him please elaborate on his “history.”
His nickname was “Drive Killer”. Always had a holding/false start/personal foul at the worst possible time e.g 3rd & 2 at mid field. And yet, somehow, he made all SEC.
You might check the Lexicon.
he had a nice career – trust he banked some dough. do i remember correctly that his dad was a hs coach in missouri?
Inman was from Southview NC and his dad was a hs coach. He was a member of the 2002 signing class ranked number 3 in the nation and part of CMR SEC championship team. He went to the NFL as an undrafted free agent so don’t know how much $ he banked. This is his second gig as a grad assistant. He was a grad assistant for Butch Davis at NC in 2009.
“Holding #72 Offense… 10yd penalty from the spot of the foul…3rd down”…
“False start #72 offense… 5yd penalty…3rd down”…
Whoops…shoulda been Holding..ing..ing #72…10yd penalty…tee..tee..tee… 3rd down…oun..oun…. :-)
“Men, once we get through with the drive killing clinic, I’ll be bringing in my buddy George Foster to show you how to kill a MNC. Ride ‘em, cowboy!”
I just cried a little. It’s time for another drink.
Sometimes the urge to dry hump a gator is just too strong.
Step aside, Butch.
Maybe he’s getting them ready to head back to CFA tomorrow and stomp the shit out of a few folks.
Today, men, we’ll be discussing the top 10 shoulder ailments among offensive linemen.
hell, while we’re at it, why not bring Bryan Evans back to coach defensive backs. I can see it now, “Malcolm, with your speed, you could be completely out of the TV picture when the receiver makes the catch”
Coffee came out my nose, dude. Hilarious.
this could be the start of a trend. What’s next? Andy Bailey as a kicking coach? Reggie Ball as the quarterbacks coach? Willie Martinez as the defensive coordinator? Ooops. Never mind that last one….
Tripp Chandler as tight ends coach.
Vasser crying to a Trooper in Buckhead while he’s getting a DUI. Well at least he didn’t have any red panties.
Hey, did you hear what the AJC said? Vasser’s a starter! Who knew? I thought tree, Jarvis, Herrera, and gilliard were starting. But I’m sure the AJC is right :)
I was thinking the same thing. I guess it was unintended sensationalism.
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