Women weaken legs.

They’re deadly serious about preseason practice at Missouri.

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20 responses to “Women weaken legs.

  1. If that’s how smoking-hot blondes get treated at Mizzou, perhaps they’re not a good “cultural fit” for the SEC after all.

    • Matt

      If the team/coaches can’t focus w/that in the stadium, somebody ought to ensure they have a direct line of slight to our cheerleaders on 9/8/12.

      Any competative advantage you can get….

  2. X-Dawg

    I would have been distracted too based on that photo.

  3. I wanna Red Cup

    Wish I was making the trip to Mizzo!
    They clearly belong in the SEC

  4. JG Shellnutt

    I am reminded of a particularly memorable scene from Raging Bull about how important it is not to fool around during training.

    • AthensHomerDawg

      Will Rocky do?

      • JG Shellnutt

        Rocky is always awesome in every way…but Robert Deniro pouring an entire pitcher of ice water down the front of his boxer shorts and leaving his hot young wife unfulfilled is a pretty unforgettable image.

        • AthensHomerDawg

          Deniro was great and won an Academy Award for that movie. However, the results from leaving a hot young wife unfulfilled were probably not what he had in mind.

  5. JG Shellnutt

    Maybe someone smarter than I can embed that scene?

  6. Dog in Fla

    The CDC in its pre-season intelligence report finds that the Big 12 fat little girlfriends have been replaced in Missouri by hot coeds and used-to-be hot middle-aged women such as Vice President Peg Bundy whose show-me pumps are real

    http://static1.firedoglake.com/29/files/2012/08/super-palin.jpeg

  7. HobnailedBoots

    I wonder who was more distracted – the players or the coaches?

  8. BMan

    Isn’t Missouri the “show me” state?

  9. What fresh hell is this?

    Having been to MO, I can safely say that these are indeed SEC spies. There are no hot chicks in MO.

    • Cojones

      You obviously have never been to Columbia. Stephens College is a women’s college on the order of Agnes Scott in Decatur. I can account for the pulchritude occurring in great gobs at both schools. I used to date an Agnes Scott gal that was our Fraternity Sweetheart and I met lots of her friends. My wife’s daughter went to Stephens and I still rate her as able to win Mrs. California today what with a husband and two great kids. Her friends were all pleasant enough for this ole’ Dawg to look like I had a harem when I took them all out to eat. The women are classy at both schools and they have the rep as finishing schools for social graces as well.

      If you are a single Dawg and headed for the game alone next month, look’em up ahead of time. Can’t hurt.