August 9, 2012 · 7:39 AM

Women weaken legs.

They’re deadly serious about preseason practice at Missouri.

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20 Responses to Women weaken legs.

  1. Doug
    August 9, 2012 at 8:01 AM

    If that’s how smoking-hot blondes get treated at Mizzou, perhaps they’re not a good “cultural fit” for the SEC after all.

    • Matt
      August 9, 2012 at 10:57 AM

      If the team/coaches can’t focus w/that in the stadium, somebody ought to ensure they have a direct line of slight to our cheerleaders on 9/8/12.

      Any competative advantage you can get….

  2. X-Dawg
    August 9, 2012 at 8:16 AM

    I would have been distracted too based on that photo.

  3. I wanna Red Cup
    August 9, 2012 at 8:54 AM

    Wish I was making the trip to Mizzo!
    They clearly belong in the SEC

  4. JG Shellnutt
    August 9, 2012 at 8:56 AM

    I am reminded of a particularly memorable scene from Raging Bull about how important it is not to fool around during training.

    • AthensHomerDawg
      August 9, 2012 at 9:50 AM

      Will Rocky do?

      • JG Shellnutt
        August 9, 2012 at 10:17 AM

        Rocky is always awesome in every way…but Robert Deniro pouring an entire pitcher of ice water down the front of his boxer shorts and leaving his hot young wife unfulfilled is a pretty unforgettable image.

        • AthensHomerDawg
          August 9, 2012 at 10:44 AM

          Deniro was great and won an Academy Award for that movie. However, the results from leaving a hot young wife unfulfilled were probably not what he had in mind.

  5. JG Shellnutt
    August 9, 2012 at 8:56 AM

    Maybe someone smarter than I can embed that scene?

  6. Dog in Fla
    August 9, 2012 at 9:12 AM

    The CDC in its pre-season intelligence report finds that the Big 12 fat little girlfriends have been replaced in Missouri by hot coeds and used-to-be hot middle-aged women such as Vice President Peg Bundy whose show-me pumps are real

    http://static1.firedoglake.com/29/files/2012/08/super-palin.jpeg

  7. HobnailedBoots
    August 9, 2012 at 10:43 AM

    I wonder who was more distracted – the players or the coaches?

  8. BMan
    August 9, 2012 at 11:40 AM

    Isn’t Missouri the “show me” state?

  9. What fresh hell is this?
    August 9, 2012 at 7:27 PM

    Having been to MO, I can safely say that these are indeed SEC spies. There are no hot chicks in MO.

    • Cojones
      August 10, 2012 at 1:27 PM

      You obviously have never been to Columbia. Stephens College is a women’s college on the order of Agnes Scott in Decatur. I can account for the pulchritude occurring in great gobs at both schools. I used to date an Agnes Scott gal that was our Fraternity Sweetheart and I met lots of her friends. My wife’s daughter went to Stephens and I still rate her as able to win Mrs. California today what with a husband and two great kids. Her friends were all pleasant enough for this ole’ Dawg to look like I had a harem when I took them all out to eat. The women are classy at both schools and they have the rep as finishing schools for social graces as well.

      If you are a single Dawg and headed for the game alone next month, look’em up ahead of time. Can’t hurt.