Okay, it’s not how I’d welcome them to the conference.

Some hot Dawg on Tiger action for you (h/t SEC Rant message board)

I think it’s safe to assume the consumption of alcohol was involved there.  Either that, or somebody is a very, very confused dude.

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50 responses to “Okay, it’s not how I’d welcome them to the conference.

  1. Biggus Rickus

    The statue was asking for it.

    • Scorpio Jones, III

      It’s ok, in Missouri even a girl tiger can prevent pregnancy during a rape.

      (Sorry Bluto, just could not pass that up.)

  2. HahiraDawg

    Wow, I just spewed the coffee that I said in a previous comment that I needed less of. That is hilarious and I can only say I wish that had been me. Classic

    • HahiraDawg

      Senator, when I first saw your headline I thought you’d found video footage of us stomping on their 50 after the game. The thing that was probably only an overly zealous and pc ap reporter mentioned because he was looking for an opportunity to find fault and be offended. I was not only encouraged that this wasn’t that but the surprise humor was very welcome.

    • Lrgk9

      Dude, come down off the high dive – coffee is necessary for good prostrate health. Look it up – it’s on the internet, it must be true.

  3. Brandon

    It’s tough to be young and dumb these days. 15 years ago this would have been an “I did what?”, the next morning followed by a “Haha remember when” for the rest of your life. Now you glory lives forever in the eternal now of the intertubes, for better or for worse.

    • HahiraDawg

      I am quite content that there are pictures out there from the 80’s that would prevent me from ever running for any public office.

      • Brandon

        Haha, yeah but pictures can be rounded up and destroyed, the internet lives forever and is readily accessible to anyone curious.

    • Silver Creek Dawg

      I am SO happy I went to UGA in an era (early 90s) where the interwebs, Youtube, and cell phones with cameras did not exist.

  4. Lrgk9

    Raucous Dude.

    (Although sober I personally would never do such a thing)

  5. An LSU graduate once told me of a time when a small airplane flew over the campus just before the LSU/OleMiss game and dropped thousand of leaflets with a picture of Archie Manning having his way with a Tiger. Everyone thought it was clever and hilarious.

  6. Chuck

    Not too much alcohol, iyam. It’d behard to hold that position drunk.

  7. Dog in Fla

    Man on Tiger was lucky the caped crusader didn’t catch him in the act

    http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1348719/UGa-Fans.jpg

    • Cojones

      Crap! Did you snap my photo, DIF? And with a hotty who isn’t my wife!

      • Dog in Fla

        That was invader photo surveillance from the enemy Rock M Nation. Awesome cape and super-hot chick. Leotards, not so much. Suggest you try some Spanx body-shapers next time. By the way, congratulations on having a very understanding wife or was she just happy getting you out of the house for the weekend? :)

        • Cojones

          She thinks I’m headed to a game every weekend, including the summer. She thinks there’s free golf(I carry my clubs, but don’t have any green fees on my card) and I throw in my fishing rods just to look like an outdoorsman. Everything was going fine until she told me the riddle: What does a woman do with her asshole just before having great sex? When I told her I didn’t know, she replied, “Sends him golfing with his buddies”.

          I still left the fishing tackle in the truck.

  8. Bulldog Joe

    “Mambo Gook!”

  9. Richt has lost control of the P.

  10. Normaltown Mike

    I hope they don’t retaliate by putting Spike 80DF at the Dooley statue.

  11. Skeeter

    “That tiger will bite you!”

  12. AusDawg85

    That tiger statue did not have its mouth open before that guy jumped on.

  13. Will Trane

    Three “Tigers” in the conference and only LSU has a real one for a mascot. If you have a “real” mascot say a little about who you are. Never would have thought a Georgia fan would be that hard up or that horny. No doubt his manhood has been lost somewhere, or maybe he never had any. All the male Georgia alums I’m around have a fox on their arms. Where in the hell did this scumbag come from?

    • Cojones

      As he stumbled around afterwards, a cop stopped him and asked him if he was lost, to which he replied, “Yesh Shir.” The cop tells him that his fly is open and to zip it up. He looks down and says, “Oh, no! I losht my girlfriend too!”

  14. ARE WE ALL BEING JUST BEING TOO MALICIOUS? What if the guy is just on his way up to the tigers shoulders and just ride him like a cowboy ride a horse. I DEMAND A VIDEO PROOF THAT HE MADE OTHER ACTION LIKE HUMPING. LOL THE fellow is just having fun like horse riding as I told my grandson. I told him the guy is just so drunk to climb all the way up to the tiger’s shoulders. LOL I wonder if my “more holy than” bosses here in GA welcome me back with a pink slip after a picture like that for being unbecoming. These bosses I have do not even have any stain of what fun is. LOL

  15. He cannot climb the same way on an elephant though. LOL

  16. Bulldog Joe

    “If the hat don’t fit, you must acquit.”

  17. Comin' Down The Track

    I submit that all of the SEC will now attempt this until a protective fence is erected… (pun intended.

  18. teabagger

    Welcome to the SEC, where we teabag opposing fans and sodomize their statues.

  19. Dawgfromabroad

    Maybe everyone already realizes this, but if this had been a Mizzou fan on the Uga statue in Sanford, the entire bulldog nation would be livid and spitting nails. Let’s stay classy, dawg fans.

    • Cojones

      Saban is the only one that fits the Bulldog statures, including the ones downtown. Besides, that’s silly. Our statures are all males. We aren’t stupid, you know.