It took less than half a minute for Junior’s sphincter to tighten sufficiently to cause him to bring a post-practice presser to an abrupt end.
Sure sucks when the plan doesn’t go according to the plan.
Bonus amusement: What’s So Great About Lane Kiffin? Word. Nothing but word.
For Kiffin: The wealth of the wise is their crown, but the folly of fools, (Kiffin) yields folly. Proverbs: 14:24
I really hope we get another shot at him before he is out of a job.
Do we need to bring in Big Vol Daddy?
Stay classy,coach.
Monte Kiffin should be ashamed. Lane is just a product of what he was taught or maybe what he wasn’t taught.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome can be a problem at his age.
“Hello darkness, my old friend, I’ve come to talk with you again….”
This….no matter what’s below….this. Dark hubris strikes again.
I thought the Vietnam analogy was a little bit over the top.
But Lanie IS a piece of ……….of.. ..work.
Uh-huh … that scribe ought to leave the political and historical analysis to those who do it for real. Keep you eye on sporting pursuits, young sportswriter.
What was he asked that made him leave so quick? I’m assuming the video cuts out for everybody.
Inquiring minds want to know. And my video dropped the sound briefly as well.
A question was asked about a specific player and the USC Sports Info office had it edited out, according to what I read yesterday. I know this doesn’t answer your question, but it explains the cutting-out of the video.
They are turning like the Police Chief of Malibu out there: all a pack of f***ing fascists!
Man, that’s an old memory synapse of racial profiling and protecting big stars.. Or maybe I haven’t been keeping up with the Malibu news lately.
Kind of a “Big Lebowski” reference, Cojo. It is important to view the film at least once a week just to keep the mind limber. And I, too, am happy to know your poultry issues have been adequately addressed.
I think we’re all guilty of not following the Malibu news like we used to…
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Gotcha. That makes sense. So it’s just spoiled brat syndrome and nothing juicy.
He was asked about an injury to one of their running backs.
It was a question about an injury. Little Kiffy has said he won’t answer injury questions.
He was asked about the injured C who missed last week. He doesn’t respond about player injury questions. It’s a policy I’d be fine with out of Athens, even if it meant less for us to talk about. It’s similar to Richt not answering how long Rambo or Ogletree have been suspended, but he’s not as big a dick about it as Kiffin.
The bit about the local attorney filing an application to name the sewage treatment facility after him is priceless.
After the question you can just see the spoiled brat in him start to boil over before he takes his ball and goes home.
Is it true that they didn’t name the sewage treatment plant after him because it would give Tennessee sewage a bad name?
Hell, he left his brother-in-law high and dry at Tenn, having not informed him that he was leaving! The family that preys together…..
And yet, his one promise at Tennessee was fulfilled in embarrassing fashion. “As long as I’m here, we’ll never lose to Georgia.”
But wouldn’t it be even sweeter irony to beat him while he’s at his “coaching dream job.”
Coming to a theater near you: “The Discreet Charm of the Doucheoisie: The Lane Kiffin Story.”
If Nick Saban had time for that kind of shit, he’d give it two thumbs up.
Wish I could speak French like that.
He is the very definition of douche: An ugly tool inserted into a wonderful place over and over despite the fact that it doesn’t do the job it is said to do (in fact, often does more harm than good). Maybe we should start calling him “Autumn’s Eve”.
Or “Vinegar” Lane.
Let me offer this lame defense for Lane…
If (for whatever reason) you are irked at health-related questions and the first question out of the beat-hacks mouth is a health-related question, wouldn’t you be a bit perturbed, too?
I’m not saying how he handled the situation is right. That probably relates to other issues he has.
I am frankly amazed you have time for this shit, BD, don’t you risk a trip to a re-education camp looking at a Georgia board this close to a game?
Coach Saban said it was ok to look at this blog since y’all are top 5 (as long as I do it while on the can).
I trust you cleared your actions with Commisar Finebaum as well! :mr.green:
Damn that little gremlin.
USCw is going to lose more games this season. Bank on it.