Name that caption: this drinking will kill me.

It’s Athens, so I doubt this ended well.

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  1. gastr1

    “I think Coach Richt is doing what good coaches do and that is take your personnel, find out what they do best and give you the best chance of winning regardless of what you might think is a fun and exciting thing to do.”

  2. Clayton Bigsby

    Cop: Should I teabag him before I arrest him?

  3. Dawgy45

    Good thing there’s not a scooter or alley in sight or this guy would be in big trouble.

  4. BMan

    Is this what they mean by “sidewalk fan?”

  5. James Stephenson

    Just doing his best Vanderbilt Defender impression.

  6. Tronan

    “No more yankee my wankee. The Donger need food.”

  7. Rebar

    Son, you are gonna cause me alot of paperwork!

  8. HVL Dawg

    “It felt like I’d just scored a touchdown. I could feel the soft grass of the Sanford Stadium end zone underneath me. I mean, the crowd was roaring, the band was playing. Cheerleaders were kissing me. The stadium was spinning….and I wake up and there’s damn cop standing over me.”

  9. Hogbody Spradlin

    Like generations before him.

  10. AusDawg85

    1: UGA goes 5 – 0 and Skeptic Dawg’s brain is simply overwhelmed with reality.

    2: Curiously, Mudcat’s Impala was seen slowing driving away from the scene….

    3: Son, sleep it off where you want, but I’m gonna have to write you up for those ugly shoes.

    4: Mark Richt has lost control of littering around North Campus.

    5: Does Obamacare cover this?

  11. Dawgy45

    Just say “no” to buttchugging.

  12. Debby Balcer

    He was playing grown man football.

  13. BeardDawg

    “Alright Senator, get up and I’ll let you off with a warning.”

  14. Scorpio Jones, III

    Damn, son…..I did not say “get up” I said “shut up.”

  15. DugLite

    At least he hasn’t pissed on himself…….yet. That is definitely a bad way to remember a game or something like that.

  16. Russ

    Been there. Done that.

  17. rugbydawg79

    In my opinion Rebar has the lead

  18. Normaltown Mike

    Zach….you’ve got a game to play tonight son.

    Up and at ‘em

  19. Big Shock

    This is what you get when you combine alcohol with Mcgarity’s scheduling philosophy.

  20. Nate Dawg

    Cop: “Rock-aby baby in the tree top..

  21. HiAltDawg

    What’s with rocking the shorts higher than John Stockton “tighties”?

  22. JasonC

    “Well, I would bust him, but it doesn’t look like he’s a football player or even a walk-on that Richt will have to give a scholarship to because he under-recruited for so many years, so I guess I’ll just leave him be.”

  23. Z-Dawg

    It’s good to see that Stephen Garcia is finally able to tailgate. Who would have thought that guy was actually holding back while he was in school.

  24. Nothing wrong with at catching a few z’s in the landscaping. I’m partial to azalea bushes tho

  25. Alphadawg

    Tell Al Groh I found his secondary.

  26. DSLDawg

    I blame Bobo

  27. Cojones

    I’m especially proud of this trophy. Bagged him at 20yds with the stun gun.

  28. bulldogbry

    I’m more curious what that sign says. “Fratboy Xing”?

  29. mg4life0331

    Im already pulled over! I cant pull over any farther!

  30. Chuck

    I did NOT give you permission to us hat image. I am hiring Ed O’Bannon’s lawyers an you WILL be hearing from them!😜

  31. J

    Imbued with a low self esteem Bob takes a job as a speed bump.

  32. Will Trane

    Could not bear the thought Micahael Adams is leaving in a few months.

  33. The waterborne

    Finally an explanation of the 3 hours I couldn’t remember from the game

  34. Spike

    I’m not as half as you drunk I am..

  35. Andrew Fritze

    sad part is I know this kid

  36. Dog in Fla

    “I drink to make other people more interesting (h/t E. Hemingway) but sometimes they make me sleepy.”

  37. Alcoholic Genius

    “I’m just resting my eyes, ocifer.”

  38. 81Dog

    “no, officer, I’m fine. I was just doing my Bobby Petrino motorcycling imitation.”

  39. heyberto

    Ok, who put the Georgia shirt on the Tennessee fan?

  40. Irwin R Fletcher

    I’m going to hold my foot on the back of his shirt like this……watch what happens when I taze him. He’ll start flailing and trying to run…~snicker~….but he won’t get anywhere because I’m on his shirt.

    OR

    They only give theeeese pants to real officers, son. See that’s real wool-blend poly right there.

  41. KornDawg

    Grandaddy always said to let sleeping Dawgs lie.

  42. Dog in Fla

    “He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.” Authorities are looking for two persons of interest last seen with the subject. Those persons have not yet been named as suspects

    http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/SNL-Tres-Equis.jpg

  43. Mayor of Dawgtown

    Damn! These college kids just can’t take a punch anymore!

  44. PNWDawg

    “Well, no sign of rear-entry red wine consumption”

  45. shane#1

    Senator, we has the ripple effect on defense, is this the effect of Ripple on fans?

  46. TSlick

    Damn shame, them throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.

  47. Mike

    For shame Georgia fans. You STILL haven’t learned to clean up the trash after you tailgate.

  48. Big time?.......not!

    I can get a lot drunker than this.

  49. swgadawg

    Should I ?????

  50. DawgGoneIt

    I see Hairy Dog, stadium defender, has been here.

  51. Chuck

    “You turf management majors sure do take your work seriously.”

  52. UGA70

    Spurrier: “Dang it, I told Garcia to go spy on Georgia and he couldn’t even make it to the stadium.”

  53. Really,what’s he doing wrong? He’s not blocking the sidewalk,he is presumably still alive because his sphincter muscles haven’t let go and I guess he is over 21. The cop should leave him lone. The public drunk statute specifically requires that the intoxication be made manifest by “loud and boisterous conduct “. Hell the only conduct I see is sleeping . Leave him along pig. If this approach doesn’t work try ,”I got a bad hot dog at the stadium” and no matter what stick with that story.

  54. Q

    It could’ve been me.

    –The Senator

  55. Bulldog Joe

    “Men with hearts, bodies and minds for which the entire Bulldog Nation can be justifiably proud…”