October 4, 2012 · 12:14 PM

Name that caption: this drinking will kill me.

It’s Athens, so I doubt this ended well.

Feel free to indulge yourselves in the comments.

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  1. gastr1
    October 4, 2012 at 12:16 PM

    “I think Coach Richt is doing what good coaches do and that is take your personnel, find out what they do best and give you the best chance of winning regardless of what you might think is a fun and exciting thing to do.”

  2. Clayton Bigsby
    October 4, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    Cop: Should I teabag him before I arrest him?

  3. Dawgy45
    October 4, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    Good thing there’s not a scooter or alley in sight or this guy would be in big trouble.

  4. BMan
    October 4, 2012 at 12:25 PM

    Is this what they mean by “sidewalk fan?”

  5. James Stephenson
    October 4, 2012 at 12:27 PM

    Just doing his best Vanderbilt Defender impression.

  6. Tronan
    October 4, 2012 at 12:27 PM

    “No more yankee my wankee. The Donger need food.”

  7. Rebar
    October 4, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    Son, you are gonna cause me alot of paperwork!

  8. HVL Dawg
    October 4, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    “It felt like I’d just scored a touchdown. I could feel the soft grass of the Sanford Stadium end zone underneath me. I mean, the crowd was roaring, the band was playing. Cheerleaders were kissing me. The stadium was spinning….and I wake up and there’s damn cop standing over me.”

  9. Hogbody Spradlin
    October 4, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    Like generations before him.

  10. AusDawg85
    October 4, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    1: UGA goes 5 – 0 and Skeptic Dawg’s brain is simply overwhelmed with reality.

    2: Curiously, Mudcat’s Impala was seen slowing driving away from the scene….

    3: Son, sleep it off where you want, but I’m gonna have to write you up for those ugly shoes.

    4: Mark Richt has lost control of littering around North Campus.

    5: Does Obamacare cover this?

  11. Dawgy45
    October 4, 2012 at 12:37 PM

    Just say “no” to buttchugging.

  12. Debby Balcer
    October 4, 2012 at 12:39 PM

    He was playing grown man football.

  13. BeardDawg
    October 4, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    “Alright Senator, get up and I’ll let you off with a warning.”

  14. Scorpio Jones, III
    October 4, 2012 at 12:44 PM

    Damn, son…..I did not say “get up” I said “shut up.”

  15. DugLite
    October 4, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    At least he hasn’t pissed on himself…….yet. That is definitely a bad way to remember a game or something like that.

  16. Russ
    October 4, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    Been there. Done that.

  17. rugbydawg79
    October 4, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    In my opinion Rebar has the lead

  18. Normaltown Mike
    October 4, 2012 at 12:50 PM

    Zach….you’ve got a game to play tonight son.

    Up and at ‘em

  19. Big Shock
    October 4, 2012 at 12:54 PM

    This is what you get when you combine alcohol with Mcgarity’s scheduling philosophy.

  20. Nate Dawg
    October 4, 2012 at 12:57 PM

    Cop: “Rock-aby baby in the tree top..

  21. HiAltDawg
    October 4, 2012 at 12:57 PM

    What’s with rocking the shorts higher than John Stockton “tighties”?

  22. JasonC
    October 4, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    “Well, I would bust him, but it doesn’t look like he’s a football player or even a walk-on that Richt will have to give a scholarship to because he under-recruited for so many years, so I guess I’ll just leave him be.”

  23. Z-Dawg
    October 4, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    It’s good to see that Stephen Garcia is finally able to tailgate. Who would have thought that guy was actually holding back while he was in school.

  24. Hayduke
    October 4, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    Nothing wrong with at catching a few z’s in the landscaping. I’m partial to azalea bushes tho

  25. Alphadawg
    October 4, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    Tell Al Groh I found his secondary.

  26. DSLDawg
    October 4, 2012 at 1:34 PM

    I blame Bobo

  27. Cojones
    October 4, 2012 at 1:39 PM

    I’m especially proud of this trophy. Bagged him at 20yds with the stun gun.

  28. bulldogbry
    October 4, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    I’m more curious what that sign says. “Fratboy Xing”?

  29. mg4life0331
    October 4, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    Im already pulled over! I cant pull over any farther!

  30. Chuck
    October 4, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    I did NOT give you permission to us hat image. I am hiring Ed O’Bannon’s lawyers an you WILL be hearing from them!😜

  31. J
    October 4, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    Imbued with a low self esteem Bob takes a job as a speed bump.

  32. Will Trane
    October 4, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    Could not bear the thought Micahael Adams is leaving in a few months.

  33. The waterborne
    October 4, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    Finally an explanation of the 3 hours I couldn’t remember from the game

  34. Spike
    October 4, 2012 at 2:04 PM

    I’m not as half as you drunk I am..

  35. Andrew Fritze
    October 4, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    sad part is I know this kid

  36. Dog in Fla
    October 4, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    “I drink to make other people more interesting (h/t E. Hemingway) but sometimes they make me sleepy.”

  37. Alcoholic Genius
    October 4, 2012 at 2:11 PM

    “I’m just resting my eyes, ocifer.”

  38. 81Dog
    October 4, 2012 at 2:26 PM

    “no, officer, I’m fine. I was just doing my Bobby Petrino motorcycling imitation.”

  39. heyberto
    October 4, 2012 at 2:44 PM

    Ok, who put the Georgia shirt on the Tennessee fan?

  40. Irwin R Fletcher
    October 4, 2012 at 2:47 PM

    I’m going to hold my foot on the back of his shirt like this……watch what happens when I taze him. He’ll start flailing and trying to run…~snicker~….but he won’t get anywhere because I’m on his shirt.

    OR

    They only give theeeese pants to real officers, son. See that’s real wool-blend poly right there.

  41. KornDawg
    October 4, 2012 at 3:01 PM

    Grandaddy always said to let sleeping Dawgs lie.

  42. Dog in Fla
    October 4, 2012 at 3:06 PM

    “He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.” Authorities are looking for two persons of interest last seen with the subject. Those persons have not yet been named as suspects

    http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/SNL-Tres-Equis.jpg

  43. Mayor of Dawgtown
    October 4, 2012 at 3:41 PM

    Damn! These college kids just can’t take a punch anymore!

  44. PNWDawg
    October 4, 2012 at 4:15 PM

    “Well, no sign of rear-entry red wine consumption”

  46. shane#1
    October 4, 2012 at 4:43 PM

    Senator, we has the ripple effect on defense, is this the effect of Ripple on fans?

  47. TSlick
    October 4, 2012 at 4:52 PM

    Damn shame, them throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.

  48. Mike
    October 4, 2012 at 5:18 PM

    For shame Georgia fans. You STILL haven’t learned to clean up the trash after you tailgate.

  49. Big time?.......not!
    October 4, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    I can get a lot drunker than this.

  50. swgadawg
    October 4, 2012 at 7:33 PM

    Should I ?????

  51. DawgGoneIt
    October 4, 2012 at 7:52 PM

    I see Hairy Dog, stadium defender, has been here.

  52. Chuck
    October 4, 2012 at 8:20 PM

    “You turf management majors sure do take your work seriously.”

  53. UGA70
    October 4, 2012 at 8:53 PM

    Spurrier: “Dang it, I told Garcia to go spy on Georgia and he couldn’t even make it to the stadium.”

  54. jdrip
    October 4, 2012 at 10:37 PM

    Really,what’s he doing wrong? He’s not blocking the sidewalk,he is presumably still alive because his sphincter muscles haven’t let go and I guess he is over 21. The cop should leave him lone. The public drunk statute specifically requires that the intoxication be made manifest by “loud and boisterous conduct “. Hell the only conduct I see is sleeping . Leave him along pig. If this approach doesn’t work try ,”I got a bad hot dog at the stadium” and no matter what stick with that story.

  55. Q
    October 5, 2012 at 2:56 AM

    It could’ve been me.

    –The Senator

  57. Bulldog Joe
    October 6, 2012 at 1:13 AM

    “Men with hearts, bodies and minds for which the entire Bulldog Nation can be justifiably proud…”