Is this the most South Carolina lede ever?
COLUMBIA, S.C. – Deputies are looking for a gun toting woman with a goatee who stole hundreds of dollars of Gamecock merchandise from a K-Mart in Lexington County recently.
If the goatee turns out to be a disguise, I’m going to be disappointed.
Also, I can’t stop laughing over the “Related” box.
6 foot tall, 140 lbs and a goatee? Did they check the Gamecock secondary?
Maybe, I am sure they eliminated their receiver group once they got past 5′ 7″. Will be nice to not worry about getting out sized on the pass plays, now can we just get a white jersey in the same camera angle with a receiver.
I had a nice giggle at the Related call out as well.
Sure beats leaving the scene of the crime in a Prius.
Two black women get away in a White Escape.
“As the ‘goat’eed female was ‘flea’ing the store she was overheard saying, “We’ll be baa-aaa-aaa-ck.” David Trice St. Ann’s Grade School
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/woman-with-goatee-wanted-798562
Georgia’s first mascot was a goat, no?
Coincidence….?
Based on the height and weight of those Women, they have to be Men;skinny men at that.
Don’t be so sure. When I was in middle school one of the lunchroom ladies was about 6’3″/250 and she sported a mustache. Of course we all were well behaved when we were in her line.
That is so Nasty. Some of those women have to be Men.
Leather jackets at a k-mart? Only in SC.
They’re genuine faux leather
You just might be a redneck if you ……
Can’t lick our cocks!
Hey….WTF?
Anybody else see Mitchell Boggs G shirt and immediately think about Montana?
A wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin’ woman.
Lord have mercy.
Late Night Thread:
So, no mention of the escaped chicken which roamed North Campus all week evading capture? As far as I know, it’s still at large. I can’t figure out if this is a bad omen or not, so here’s to hoping the damn thing isn’t named Marcus.
The investigation is on going but the police are following up on reports that this is South Carolina’s homecoming queen picking up her formal wear.