In an act of remarkable subtlety, the company that produces the Auburn football coaches program announces that it will not produce a program following the Iron Bowl.
Boy, are they going to regret that call if Auburn pulls off the upset.
Filed under Gene Chizik Is The Chiznit
How would they end the show? “Have a nice life, coach?”
And what are the chances of that?
“When you get settled at your next place, don’t forget to drop us a line.”
Word on the street at Auburn is that a deal has been reached and Cheatsit is going to resign before the Iron Bowl.
Yes, and that is exactly what SOD should do. When you know you are going to get fired, you resign. That is what I have always done.
Damn joy! So YOU’RE Terry Bowden! Wait… maybe you’re Tommy Bowden…..Well, I guess you could be Bobby Bowden….Anyway , you are a Bowden for sure.
Let’s just say the Bowden Boys do as they are told by one who knows.
is he making the difficult decision to step away from a job and a place he loves in order to spend more time with his family, which after all, is the most important thing in the world?
And then go coach Ohio State after a year hiatus.
“Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”
+1 … ya know, when you put the whole Chiznit fiasco in perspective he closely resembles Porky. Although you could honestly peg him for Elmer Fudd, too.
Which Porky, the pig or the one from “Porky’s Place”?
In an earlier thread today some were debating the meaning of “embarrassing”. I put forward that it is this, or any photo of SOD’s pants.
It is definitely hard to have a Coach’s Show when your coach is fired on the way off of the field.
By that time, most Auburn fans will be tracking airplanes or watching Buckmasters.
If auburn pulls off the upset, I will use an ice cream scoop to remove my kidneys to donate them to someone that needs them. And I will televise it.
Well, I know where you can pick up a 30 minute time slot…..at least in Alabama.
And that right there is what the Inner-Tubes are for.
Damn Spence. What a sacrifice you’re willing to make there! lol
on a related note, I’m guessing the midget up the road doesn’t have time for this shit: RT @finebaum: Governor of Alabama criticizes Saban’s end of the game play calling vs A&M.
Governor Bentley better watch it. They’ll put his ass in prison like they did Siegelman
In Birmingham they love the Governor ..now we all did what we could do…
And they don’t need Neil Young, but if you gimme (Chizik) two steps, he’ll be gone Tuesday in the breeze…
And half the state will be asking for their bullets back.
If Auburn pulls off the upset, they won’t make a coaches shows, they’ll make a full-length movie…
One of my vendors is on the fringes of being in the know about Auburn stuff. Talked to him today. Says Malzahn is the fall back guy if these “big names” don’t pan out. Also, gave some credence to the Jeff Fisher talk.
I’m not sure if his name has been included previously as one of the “big names” but an Aubie told me Jimbo Fisher. They just might have the wrong Fisher, though.
Auburn wins the Iron Bowl Ha,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
I broke my chair, a metal, steel chair.
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