Shorter Heisman Pundit: If, like me, you believe winning the Heisman Trophy is the tits, then pay no attention to those dumbass teams playing for the national title this year and revel in the glory of the Super QB.
“I am a talker, man. That’s what defensive players do – talk. But I just like to shut them up. They know sometimes just not to talk because sooner or later they are going to be quiet for a while.” -- Todd Gurley, Dawg Post, 7/28/14