Get after her ass.

We all have our ways of coping with grief.  And that SECCG loss was brutal.  Just ask Jana Annette Lawrence.

An intoxicated Georgia Bulldog fan allegedly wreaked havoc at two Dacula restaurants Saturday, groping, licking and flashing fellow patrons before being arrested.

A Gwinnett County police officer was called to the El Jinete restaurant on Liam Avenue at about 7:15 p.m. Saturday, about the time Georgia and Alabama’s SEC football championship game was winding down. Jana Annette Lawrence, 46, had already been kicked out of the establishment, police said, and had left quite an impression.

Inspiration for the header:

By the time authorities arrived, Lawrence was already being removed from Friends, the sports bar next door.

Friends’ owner told police that Lawrence had sat down at the bar with “her butt exposed.” When she was told to leave, she allegedly “pulled her pants down further.”

There’s a Finebaum segment hiding in there somewhere, I suspect.

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UPDATE:  Evidently this wasn’t Jana’s first rodeo.  Holy crap.

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43 responses to “Get after her ass.

  1. Segment, or listener…?

  2. Uglydawg

    Oh, those French broads are just so full of passion.

  3. Go Dawgs!

    I’ve long been a proponent of taking some of UGA’s surplus athletic funds (look at that profit number from football!) and channeling that money into a program that pays Georgia fans such as Ms. Lawrence to never wear Georgia gear or to identify themselves as Bulldog fans. I call it the “Bulldog Pride Program, 2.0″

  4. Spike

    Make sure she gets invited to the GTP Christmas/New Years party!!

  5. X-dawg

    I wonder if Harvey Updyke is looking for some action.

  6. according to hoyle miracle

    Dammit, Mom!

  7. Normaltown Mike

    Two bagger.

  8. section Z alum

    good lawd – she’s a keeper. but pulling those drawers down to reveal a big, messy backyard is the epitome of public nuisance.

  9. Spike

    I think I met her at either the B and L or maybe later that night at the Waffle House at Five Points..

  10. Cojones

    It seems she was hired as the men’s room attendant, got excited and moved into the restaurant area (telling the patrons that she was a robotic napkin) and then went next door to sell her personal crack stash. Where is the drunk Bama fan/NOLA visitor/White Castle Burger flasher when you really need him?

  11. ZeroPointZero

    Let he without sin cast the first stone. Who among us hasn’t licked a strangers arm, been kicked out of two restaurants/bars in one night, mooned and flashed a room full of strangers, spit at THEN solicited sex with a cop in a drunken rage after a football game ended badly? Clearly it’s Bobo’s fault. Or that meme over?

  12. HVL Dawg

    I’d tap that.

    • Cojones

      Dang! Are we looking at the same mug shot? Go further down on the page. I wouldn’t tap that with yours.

      Of course there’s the case to be made for salt for a Margarita, but don’t think there is enough alcohol to ever get the taste of her out of your mouth.

      • AthensHomerDawg

        We were at a party at a close friend’s place on Lake Hartwell. (when there was water in the lake). There was a consultant from Germany staying with him. The consultant had too much too drink. My friend decided it might be a wise idea to get him away from the bar and get him some air. He decided to take some of us out on the lake to enjoy a night ride on his pontoon boat. As we leaving leaving the dock the consultant shouted that we should all go swimming. At that he stripped down to his birthday suit and jumped off the boat. No one else was so inclined which apparently irritated him, so he swam to shore and yelled at us that he was going to the hot tub. As we started back out I leaned over and whispered to my friend. “Ya know when we left, your wife and daughters were in that hot tub, along with my wife and sons. He replied ” yeah.. so? They are pretty open minded in Europe about that sorta thing.” I responded “yeah.. so he ain’t in Europe and no naked man who is not their father is jumping in a hot tub with those boy’s Momma and staying there very long.” My friend didn’t even bother to go back to the dock. He just drove his pontoon boat up on the shore …. jumped out and ran down the shore yelling for the consultant. Pretty funny in hindsight.

  13. Just Chuck (the other one)

    This kind of stuff doesn’t seem to happen to tech. But then, to have out of control fans, you have to have fans in the first place.

  14. Mike

    Just your typical Georgia fan?