It really doesn’t.
photo by David Johnson, Chattanooga Times Free Press
Bonus feature: awkward times in K-town. And if this is really what Willie took away from Jancek’s stint in Athens…
“He’s a great teacher of the game, and I think that’s important,” Martinez said. “He relates with the players really well. He’s a fundamental coach, really good recruiter, and it’ll be good.”
… it explains a lot. Although it doesn’t excuse anything.
“Who do you believe, me or your lying eyes?”
Who almost introduced a second Goff era at UGA, dis guy!
DO NOT LOOK for the ball, you look at me!
Leader in the clubhouse…
Word!
If you wrap up with form instead of throwing a shoulder at Em, I swear I’ll poke my own eyes out!
Use your eyes to watch receivers run by you, Evans!
I got your Beyond Crompton right here.
“Third and Willie. Look at me! Third and Willie.”
Who almost got Mark Richt fired? THIS GUY!
You would be wrong sir. Richt almost got himself fired. Crazy Willie was a result, Richt was the cause.
Hey! I thought you announced you weren’t going to be a skeptic anymore. Recidivist!!
Chicken, Egg, Chicken, Egg…
The world’s tiniest defensive playbook – which encompasses all of WillieMart’s knowledge of the game – fits on the tip of his left ndex finger. He had a duplicate made for his right in case he lost the original up his nose.
Moe and Curly aren’t here yet, but I’ve got this.
Does it look like it says STUPID across here!
I’ve got my eyes on you Focker…
“Ever the vaudeville fan, Willie Martinez would often keep morale high on the sidelines by performing scenes from his one man production of “The Three Stooges”. Although the players appreciated the humor, it was a challenge for the coach to make adjustments to the opposing team’s offensive scheme after just poking himself in both eyes.”
Dunna Watch the ball, Keep your eyes on the Receiver’s Eyes !
“Don’t poke myself in the eyes. Don’t poke myself in the eyes. OW! Dammit…”
“When you get’em on the ground, gouge out their eyes!!!”
Eric Ainge, look at me and read my lips – I will make you a Heisman candidate.
OK, all you defensive backs that are this tall are in on this play… wait a minute… not everyone!
If I see ANY of you dbs within 15 feet of a receiver I swear I will sit you down!
I will be watching you.
“Mini-DBs, you complete me!”
“If you see my thumbs, I’m happy, but if you see these two fingers, it’s your ass!”
To Bryan Evans: “if I keep playing you at corner people are going to start literally yanking out their own eyeballs. How about safety?”
Look at me! Look at me! A perfect example of what a DC is NOT!!
Look closely into my eyes. I hypnotize you; because I sure as hell can’t figure out how to stop your offense.
Don’t watch the ball, watch your fingers