January 23, 2013 · 8:19 AM

In my mind I’ve gone to Carolina.

Shorter Deke Adams:  I don’t really know the coaches on the South Carolina staff all that well, I’ve never recruited the state and my primary responsibility will be not to mess up the best player on the team with my coaching.  That’s a helluva job!

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8 Responses to In my mind I’ve gone to Carolina.

  1. Go Dawgs!
    January 23, 2013 at 8:53 AM

    Love the headline, but I’ve always subscribed to the theory espoused by Dabo Swinney: USC’s in Los Angeles and Carolina’s in Chapel Hill.

    • Mayor of Dawgtown
      January 23, 2013 at 9:08 AM

      I understand that a significant number of foreign students apply, are accepted and come to attend the University of South Carolina mistakenly believing that this “USC” is actually the University of Southern California.

  2. joe
    January 23, 2013 at 11:52 AM

    I am showing my cultural/internet ignorance. I keep seeing “shorter” before people’s names on here. What does that mean?