Summertime, and the tattin’ is easy.

Amarlo Herrera can’t tell the newbies without a scorecard, so he falls back on the next best ID.

Whatever works.

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23 responses to “Summertime, and the tattin’ is easy.

  1. hassan

    Ohio State had a similar program going.

  2. Bryant Denny

    Serious question: How much does it cost to get your average tattoo?

  3. Sanford222View

    It isn’t difficult to spend $100.

  4. Cojones

    Does Herrera have a tatt too?

    Sooo…summer practice reports will consist of communications like: “Dude with the “DUDE” tatt tore the pussy out of some Sylvester’s cat tatt in practice” or “All newbies were hitting so hard that their tatts smeared” or “>>>Softball tatts swelled to football size after practice”

  5. In addition to tattoos, a method sometimes used by Gordon Gee and Amarlo to spot players and lead singers, in today’s lesson on squawking identification friend or foe frequencies, a super idea originally developed by the Luftwaffe, Dear Leader’s Farewell Film Noir Address addresses how vertebrate morphology may be used to extract more money on a sustainable basis

    “Even more importantly, students morph into alumni”

  6. I graduated high school in ’94 and my football coach nor my baseball or wrestling coaches would allow us to have tattoos, piercings or long hair. Well….you could. You just couldn’t be on the team.

    How times have changed rather quickly. Hell…my coaches didn’t have to worry about me because my parents took care of that. Funny thing is that I didn’t want any of that. Well…I did start growing my hair out at the end of my senior year. Thing is….most adults have some terrible tattoos and parents and coaches are gonna let teenagers get them?? Lol!

  7. SouthGaDawg

    While on vacation in Hilton Head last week, my wife and I noted that if you are of average shape without a tattoo, you are now in the minority. In fact the majority is fat, out-of-shape, and tatted from head to toe. I will be interesting what American society will look like in 30 years.

  8. Senator, now that damn song “Summertime and the livin is easy” will be stuck in my head all day. George Gershwin is spinning in his grave. These poor children….do they not know that they cannot be put to rest in consecrated ground?