Gut Yontiff, Alabama.

Quite the scheduling conflict my brethren in Birmingham face.

Choosing between the Book of Life and Nick Saban? Man, that’s a tough call.

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UPDATE:  You knew there had to be a topper, right?  Right.

Among the members of the congregation is SEC Commissioner Mike Slive, who was in attendance at Rosh Hashanah services. Apparently the edict applies to him, too.

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15 responses to “Gut Yontiff, Alabama.

  1. Dawg in Beaumont

    Obligatory

  2. Castleberry

    Was this announcement vetted through Slive?

  3. Bulldog Joe

    Alabama vs. Texas A&M.
    Auburn vs. Mississippi State.

    Day of Atonement? You bet!

  4. AthensHomerDawg

    Similar but not the same……

    Tzom kal

  5. Hogbody Spradlin

    That Saturday evening in Birmingham is gonna be the fastest break the fast since we were hightailing it from Pharoah, so they can get in front of a TV.

  6. CrawforDawg

    Back in the late ’60s, when the baseball season wasn’t nearly as long as it is today, one of us always managed to sneak a transistor radio into shul on Yom Kippor so we could keep up with the World Series while taking a break from the day long and somewhat trying orthodox services.

  7. JohnnyBeeDawg

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  8. DugLite

    I have never seen “Comment removed by administrator.” It must have been of incredibly poor taste.

  9. RP

    I married into a Jewish family. I feel blessed to be the one that stays home during services next week. I get all the beer and TV to myself. L’chaim!!

    • AthensHomerDawg

      I feel ya. My wife’s grandmother immigrated from Lithuania. Quite a story. Her mom grew up in Ohio. Married a service guy and he moved to Georgia in the Civil Service at RAFB. We met in junior high and started dating in HS. Anyhow outside of my wife, mom and sister I haven’t been closer to another woman.