I know it’s puerile to laugh at this, but I can’t help it.
“It was learned that the victim was walking her dog when she was approached by a black male who asked her if he could borrow a pen,” states the affidavit of the Sept. 17 incident. “The victim went into her apartment to get an ink pen and when she came back outside, the black male was (performing a lewd act) in front of her apartment. The black male then asked the victim if she would want the pen back.”
Metoyer is currently not with the football team, as head coach Bob Stoops and wide receivers coach Jay Norvell had both said earlier this month that Metoyer was taking care of personal business off the field.
“Taking care of personal business”? Isn’t that what got him into trouble in the first place?