Mark Richt has lost control of all scooters.

At some point, it gets so bad all Boom can do is laugh to keep from crying.

If that had happened in Athens, though, somebody would have been arrested.

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27 responses to “Mark Richt has lost control of all scooters.

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    I feel sorry for the kid, but do I feel sorry yet for Boom? . . . . . . . . . Nah

    • Scorpio Jones, III

      Is this as bad as losing a season for celebrating?

      • Dawg19

        Mitchell was lucky he tore that ACL in the first game and not in the third or later. He was able to get a medical redshirt out of it. If that thing tore while celebrating, it most assuredly would have torn sometime soon after that had it not gone then. It was weak and ready to go. It’s not like he broke his leg snow skiing or riding a motorcycle.

  2. W Cobb Dawg

    I was hoping fu would beat scu to improve our chances for the secc.

  3. Spike

    I hope you are correct, Senator. But how do we pull for Vandy? And Franklin? I need to go to foootball rehab. Long term. Inpatient.

    • Will (the other one)

      If the Gators lose to Vandy, and then FSU and Sakerlina, it ends one of the few bowl streaks longer than ours, plus gives UF a losing season far more recently that us (plus they have really long win streaks against Vandy and UK that we don’t, and it’d be really nice to see them drop one of those for once.)

    • Rugbydawg79

      How do we pull for Vandy ? They are playing the damn gators that’s how !

  4. Dog in Fla

    Boom needs moar shaka laka

  5. UFTimmy

    My running joke the past few months has been that I have been drinking a lot more beer recently. But, luckily, it’s all been confined to Saturdays.

    I’m going to need to switch to something stronger.

  6. Cojones

    The Fing Scooter Corp denies any responsibility for lizard riders. Their asses are so big and long that it causes an imbalance when jorts are worn with mullet hairdos. We no longer sell in central Fl and long ago moved operations and sales to Tampa and Miami. Miami sales have fallen seriously since Al Golden arrived and we can no longer use sex in our sales deliveries.

    We did sell one to a 14 yr old girl who refused our guarantee because (and I quote) : “I’ve had enough “guarantees” from the lizard coach to last me a lifetime”. .

    It’s a strange market.

  7. stoopnagle

    Agent Muschamp at work again!

    Muahhaahahha