Alabama’s answer to “4 tickets, 4 hot dogs and 4 cokes”

By Buy a ticket to the Chattanooga game, Tide fans, and they’ll throw in a $10 concession voucher… plus a Nick Saban photograph!

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30 responses to “Alabama’s answer to “4 tickets, 4 hot dogs and 4 cokes”

  1. Debby Balcer

    Do you mean buy? I can’t believe they need incentive to support the team. What happens with Savannah leaves.

  2. mwo

    * $10 concession voucher may only be redeemed during the last 2 minutes of the fourth quarter.

    • Leave before the fourth quarter? Nick will demand his pic back. Return postage non refundable.

      • +1!
        There have been a lot of witty & clever responses to the Good Senators headers today. I would like to see them gathered up during the off season and judged/relived for the funniest. Let Bluto, TK King and Bernie pick a few of the best. Great read for the off season. And it is nearly here… (sighs)

        • Agreed. The only thing that sustains me during the offseason is sips from the Eternal Fountain of Off Season Happy Talk (TM Twistification), mixed with the Good Senator’s posts and this comment section.

          If I had a dime for every time my wife asked me what was so funny. This entire thread is good stuff…

  3. TennesseeDawg

    The signed photo simply says “Go f*ck yourself, Love Nick”

  4. Dog in Fla

    For having the eye skills of a predatory bird, Debbie wins picture of Dan Mullen eating a non-predatory bird (for music click sideway bell in distress in upper left)

    • Man I hate those kind of contests with the passion and heat of a fiery sun gone red giant. Seriously!
      I know. I know. Reign it in. We should just make light of it all…

      • Dog in Fla

        Every day 2,000 children starve to death. At first I thought it was Mobile but then realized it was Starkville because Dan is eating all the bird. These children need a hero. And something to eat. At the Foundation for Global Greed and Terrible Stuff, If these children starve, it’s on Dan because he has not given the Foundation money. Plus he needs to know that all the food on container ships is not for him.

      • Cosmic Dawg

        For what it’s worth, if Dan Mullen didn’t eat those wings, they would have never been raised, so they’re not really being diverted from some finite pool of chicken. Cold comfort, I know.

        The starving people need money to buy food. I just heard a really good podcast that if you simply give the poor cash money, they tend to make really good decisions with it, and cutting out the middle men (charities that collect, say, blankets or canned goods, and govt) cuts out some of the transaction costs and corruption, and allows the recipient to spend that money on exactly what they need rather than what they are given.

        Don’t get me wrong, I have lots of friends in non-profits and a close tie to a local food bank, just think it’s an interesting idea to allow the poor to use charitable resources to share in some of the same advantages of the market that we get.

        But I hate those contests, too. Regardless of whether or not those wings would have ever made it to Africa, it’s not only gluttonous, it’s a little…insensitive.

  5. cube

    Coming soon to a Sanford Stadium near you.

  6. Go Dawgs!

    This is the #1 ranked team in the country with one of America’s most rabid fan bases and it’s the next to last game of the year.

    Stop. Scheduling. Cupcakes. Pay attention, AD’s. Seriously. NOBODY wants to watch these games, not even fans of the Alabama Crimson Tide. STOP. No more!!!

  7. Hogbody Spradlin

    Well, Bama had to have some excuse to say they didn’t schedule a bye before Auburn.

    • Awesome! Nick has no time for magazines or newspapers. Weather Channel only bitchez!

      What a great smack down of stupid reporter questions.

    • CLASSIC Saban doesn’t have time for that sh%&t moment. Good stuff BD.

    • Dog in Fla

      “Aiight. Not only do I not care what Bob Stoops has to say about anything, I also don’t care if AJ made the cover of Rolling Stone or anything in between except the Weather Channel. Aiight. You ask me some dumb ass question every week. You think I’m on the edge of my seat. I’m not except when Jim Cantore comes on and he’s chasing a F-5 or standing in the middle of a feeder band somewhere like Savannah. You need to come here and follow me around for a week. If you think you can make it past my security detail. All of you can kiss my ass. Aiight.”

  8. Great impersonation! +100.